 Strike Fantasy Towers Tuesday Night Titans™ With John Cartwright and Randy White 04/17/07 Tuesday Night 8:00pm Live From Providence, Rhode Island We see Randy White and JC take their spots as we Maryln Manson in the crowd.
RW: Welcome to Titans everyone. Dane Madson vs. Sean Mason Standard match
("Victory" by Puff Daddy and the family blares throughout the arena and out pops one half of the World Tag Team Champions Dane Madson. Gold glitter begins to fall from the sky and Dane struts his way down the isle. He approaches the ring and hops upon the apron. As he does pyro in the pattern of Vegas illuminates the ring. Dane stands in the ring with a huge smile on his face.)
RW: It's a miracle that Dane is actually here this week.
JC: After the way he had with Jones last week I figured he'd be lying in a hospital bed some where.
RW: He's resilient though.
JC: Fortunatlly for him their are rumors circulating in the back that Sean Mason is here.
("Invincible" by Static X blares throughout the arena and the fans await Sean Mason. After a few minutes, his music stops and the arena goes dark. Dane stands in the ring confused. Then through the silence "Changes" by Tupac plays and a battered Dave Van Dam walks out onto the stage. He has a microphone in hand. Dane stands in the ring and looks down at the World Champion. Dave smiles and begins to speak.)
DVD....Hey Dane, Sean Mason is no longer an employee of SFT. I gave him is unconditional release minutes ago. There fore you are awarded the winner, now if you do me a favor, please get out of my ring.
(The fans erupt and Dane is pissed. He walks over to the ropes and is handed a mircophone. The fans begin to boo loudly.)
Dane...I came for a fight this is the second time in three weeks you've screwed me out of a match. Send some one down here I wanna fight.
(Dave smiles and nods he turns and walks to the dressing room. "Changes" again blares throughout the arena and Dave walks down to the ring. Dane looks terrified. Van Dam hops into the ring and stands face to face with Dane. Dane leans down and picks the microphone up again.
Dane...On second thought I think that I'll take the evening off, you people don't deserve to see me wrestle any way.
(Dane begins to head out of the ring, but as he put's one foot through the ropes. Dave kicks the ropes and Madson crumbles to the ground in pain. The arena erupts in laughter.)
Dave...Now let's move on with the show.
(The camera pans up to Randy and John, who have astonished looks on their face.)
RW: Looks like the CEO is in a foul mood tonight?
JC: Wouldn't you be?
RW: I do believe you have a decent point. I sure as hell wouldn't wanna cross paths with him tonight.
Winner: Dane Madson JC: Up next is the legend Aidan Morag against up and comer Twilight.RW: The former World Champion had digraced everything he ever accomplished here by sporting the RWA letters. JC: Personal Preference Randy. Every one is entitled to their opinion. RW: Well his opinion sucks! JC: Agreed but let's head to the ring
Twilight vs. Aidan Morag Standard Match
( The lights dim and a red and green spot lights fly through out the arena. “Number One” By Nelly blasts over the PA. “Never The Less, Always The More” Flashes in huge red lettering on the titan tron before highlights of Aidan’s seventeen wins flash slowly on the screen. Along with his security Aidan makes it down to the ring. He hops into the ring and awaits his opponent.)
(Basketcase by Greenday hits as he slowly walks to the ring and sits in his corner till his opponent gets in and the bell rings. As the bell rings Twilight slowly makes it to his feet. Aidan stands across the ring with a smile across his face. The two men meet in the middle and exchange a collar and elbow tie up. Aidan quickly get's the advantage and throws Twilight to the ground. Aidan in a cocky way brushes off his shoulder. Twilight takes notice of this and smiles. The two men again tie up and this time Twilight get's the upper hand by delivering a knee to the midsection. Twilight attempts to whip Morag to the ropes but Morag reverses it. As Twilight hit's the rope a member of Morag's security team pulls the rope down which sends Twilight crashing to the floor.)
JC: This is a completely different Aidan Morag than we used to know.
RW: Yeah it's that yellow streak running up his back.
JC: Easy Randy.
RW: Just calling it like I see John boy.
(The ref admonished the security staff but the mimic the referee and laugh. Twilight slowly makes it to his feet and slides into the ring where he is met with a big boot to the back by Morag. Morag picks up Twilight and and nails him with a DDT. Just then the light's in the arena go out. As the light's fade in we see Morag's security team laying destroyed on the outside. Aidan stands in the ring flustered as the paramedics rush to ringside.)
RW: What the hell is going on here?
JC: I don't know but it looks like Morag is going to have to go it alone.
RW: OH a fair fight what will Morag do?
(Morag goes to check on his security team and as he does. Twilight grabs him by the hair and drags him back into the ring. Twilight nails a right and a left, which reels the former World Champion. Twilight attempts another right but Morag counters with a thumb to the eye. This infuriates Twilight who follows with a shot clothsline. Morag crashes to the mat in pain. Twilight picks up Morag and whips him into the ropes. He attempts a back drop but Aidan counters with "Satan's Call.")
RW: OH my god it's over. I can't believe that counter.
JC: Yes that was innovative from Morag.
(Morag goes for the cover, but as the ref's hand begins to fall for the third time the light's in the arena go dark again. The light's flicker and we see the ref lying unconscious in the ring. The light's come back on and Morag is see standing face to face with World Heavyweight Champion DVD, who is holding a steel chair. Aidan attempts to punch Dave but Dave ducks. He winds up and nails Morag with the steel chair. Morag crashes to the mat and begins to bleed from the top of his head. The fans in the arena erupt. Dave smiles as he picks up Morag. He set's the chair up in the ring and signals for Total Vandamnation.)
JC: What is he doing? He hit's Total Vandamnation on the chair it's over for Morag
RW: A little SFT pride will distrubute justice.
(Dave picks up Morag and hit's Total Vandamnation onto the chair. The fans start to chant Holy Shit Holy Shit. Dave get's up from the mat and rolls over Morag he takes a spray can out and sprays.....RWA SUCKS across the back of Morag. He climbs out of the ring and the ref begins to come to. Dave sit's down at the announce table and takes a microphone.)
DVD...Aidan when you wake up and watch the replay of this listen loud and clear. You wanted to embaress me last week on Inferno great you did. I congratulate you. I just returned the favor for you. You say you want the World Title? Well here's the thing I won't give you the satisfaction of stepping into the ring with me. See Champion Main Event shows and it appears to me that right now you are nothing more than mid-card talent. Come talk to me in a couple of months when you've actually accomplished something, until then don't waste my time, because if you do I guarentee night's like these will end up being a unwanted occurency in your life. As for the Retard Wrestling Association? You want a war? HaHaHa Stay tuned....
Winner: No Contest JC: DVD just cost Aidan the match!RW: Payback truly is a bitch! Twilight exits the ring quickly.
Saint Jude vs. Jack Jones Standard Match
Both Saint Jude and Jack Jones are in the ring as the bell rings.
RW: They made a pretty low key intros there, just both quietly came to the ring.
Jack with a clothesline on Jude. Jude fires back with a flurry of punches and kicks. Each man now trading punches as neither refuses to fall. The fans are standing.
They finally slow down and they smile, they shake hand now.
JC: Isnt it customary to shake hands before the match?
RW: Hey what is that written on the back of their fists?
JC: I cant make it out.
Jude now with a single spike to the throat of Jack Jones. Jack’s air supply is getting cut, Jude now with a sidewalk slam followed by a tequila sunrise as he tries a pin but Jack Jones actually kicks out of it?
RW: what the hell? Isnt he wanting to lose?
Jack kicks the knee of Jude and Jude is now on his back in pain, Jack climbs the ropes and nails a top rope elbow but he doesn’t try to cover. Jack now picks up Jude and climbs the ropes.
JC: I think he’s going for a top rope suplex!
Jude counters though and both guys go over the other end and hit the concrete hard!
RW: Jesus Christ!
The fans are cheering wildly at what they just witnessed. The ref is counting down but neither is getting up.
JC: Someone get the paramedics!
They finally get up after the ref has called for the bell. Jack and Jude look at each other and then smile and hug each other. They turn to the camera to reveal their wrists. Jack’s fist is on the left and reads “Fuck” and Judes wrist is on the right and it says “RWA”
RW: Fuck RWA?
Winner: Double Countout JC: hahahaha, now that’s funny. Lets get to the next match!
Connor MacDaddy vs. Mike Zybala Standard Match
Mike Zybala makes his entrance.
Connor MacDaddy makes his entrance.
JC: You notice something odd about their entrances?
RW: Not a thing.
The bell rings and Connor and Zybala circle each other. They comes to the center of the ring and stare each other down. Zybala goes for a headbutt, but Connor moves and uppercuts him. Zybala flies into the air, and gets caught in a sitout powerbomb from Connor.
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Zybala kicks out and Connor looks astonished. Connor gets up and picks up Zybala and whips him to the ropes. Connor goes for a hiptoss but Zybala blocks it. Zybala, still in a hip toss positition, slaps Connor's stomach with his free hand, and then puts his inside leg over the back of Connor's head. Connor stands up quick, flipping Zybala over. Connor goes for a clothesline as Zybala lands on his feet, but Zybala ducks and hits a german suplex on Connor.
JC: WHAT A SERIES OF MOVES!
RW: Nice one there.
Zybala picks up Connor and whips him to the corner. Zybala rushes in with a clothesline, but gets caught with a boot to the face. Connor puts Zybala in the corner and starts wailing on him. Connor backs up and runs in with a big boot to Zybala's face. Out of no where Jack Jones comes out and elbows Connor in the back of the head and piledrives him. He leaves and Zybala, a little groggy, looks around. He rolls Connor over and then proceeds to climb to the top rope and hits a top rope legdrop. He pins.
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JC: Holy crap, what the hell was that?
RW: That was Connor MacDaddy...GETTING PWN3D!
Winner: Mike Zybala Titans goes off the air with a preview of the coming Inferno
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