 Strike Fantasy Towers Tuesday Night Titans™ With John Cartwright and Randy White 05/15/07 Tuesday Night 8:00pm Live From Salem, NC Titans fades in to see Harold and Precious in a jaquzzi enjoying some champange as Precious gets up we see her nude but her body blurred out as the fans complain and want to see her body.
RW: Damn that fat ass Harold.
JC: Youre fatter than him, so shut up!
Harold: Heh thought this would help you all enjoy the show it will help me.
Twilight vs. Breeden Triple Threat
JC: Here we go with our opening match. A triple threat.
RW: And we get to see the debut of the newcomer, Breeden.
Basketcase by Greenday hits as Twilight slowly walks to the ring and sits in his corner until his opponents come to the ring.
Tarzan Boy rips through the PA as Cheeky Joe saunters out of the back. Giving an exaggerated "parade" wave to the crowd, he ambles down to the ring, makes to kick the ref in the nuts, then goes to his corner with a self-satisfied smirk on his face.
As the first note of "No Question" by Prong hits, the video screen quickly strobes between a skull and a clover. The strobing speeds up until the snare drum hits and a logo of the skull and clover tied together in barbed wire shows as Breeden walks out in his ring attire and leather jacket. He carries a case of Guinness in his left hand and a barbed wire bat in his right. He stops at the ring steps and pulls out a can of Guinness. He proceeds to beat the can open on the steps until it foams out. He pours the foaming content into his mouth and down his shirt, then discards the can into the audience. He then gets inside the ring with bat in hand, climbs the turnbuckle, and raises the bat high.
JC: The newcomer. Lets see how he fares against these two established SFT wrestlers.
The bell rings and the match starts off with the 3 men circling around the ring. Breeden makes the first move, running at Joe and clotheslining him. Twilight jumps Breeden from behind with a double axe handle, and starts pounding Breeden's back. Twilight grabs Breeden and whips him to the ropes. Twilight tries a clothesline but Breeden ducks and hits an elbow to the back of Twilight's head. While this is going on Cheeky Joe accends to the top rope. After the elbow to Twilight's head, Joe jumps off the top. Twilight ducks, and Joe connects with a cross bodyblock on Breeden. Joe gets a 1 count before Breeden kicks out, and Twilight comes and kicks Joe right in the face. Joe falls in a lump on the mat, and Breeden clocks Twilight with a right hook to the jaw.
JC: MY GOD! This match barely started and there's some hard hitting moves that have already happened.
RW: And I don't think anymore will happen, because I think Breeden just knocked Twilight out cold with that shot.
Twilight falls to the mat and Breeden covers.
1...
2....
Twilight barely kicks out. Breeden looks visably frustrated as he gets up and picks up Twilight. Breeden headbutts Twilight and whips him to the corner. Breeden falls in with a running jumping back elbow. He connects and smirks to himself. He sits Twilight on the top rope, and and stands on the 2nd rope, punching Twilight a few times. At this moment Cheeky gets up groggy, and walks over to Breeden and Twilight. Breeden sets up Twilight for a superplex, and Cheeky runs at the corner, springboarding off the 2nd rope, and latching onto Breeden's waist, hitting a sunset flip, and landing on his feet. The moment of the sunset flip pulls Breeden down for a powerbomb, which sends Twilight over in Breeden's superplex.
JC: OH MY GOD!
RW: Yea, Twilight's broken in half, John.
JC: Think so?
RW: Oh yea.
Cheeky pins Breeden, but only gets a 1 count. Cheeky mounts Breeden and is about to punch him in the face when Breeden pokes him in the eyes. Cheeky Joe rolls over and holds his eyes. Breeden crawls over and pins Twilight, who's still on the mat, and gets a 2 count. Breeden gets up slowly and picks up Twilight. Cheeky gets up slowly, trying to focus his eyes. Breeden punches Twilight, and Twilight answers with a punch of his own. They trade punches, and from no where Cheeky Joe comes and runs at Breeden and superkicks him in the back of the head. Breeden falls forward, bumping into Twilight. Twilight stumbles back, and Cheeky hits Twilight with the Mind over Matter, followed up by Sucker. Twilight rolls out of the ring after the DDT, and Cheeky walks over to the ropes and yells something at Twilight. Cheeky turns around, ready to run, and takes a few steps before realizing Breeden is standing, and right in front of him. With the momentum of Cheeky's run, Breeden grabs Cheeky, picking him up like a bodyslam, and spins around a bit before dropping Cheeky on his head with a northern lights driver.
JC: I heard he calls that From Dublin, With Love.
Breeden pins Cheeky.
1...
2....
3....
JC: He did it. Breeden just beat Cheeky Joe and Twilight.
Winner: Breeden RW: I predict big things for this guy.JC: That finish was amazing.
Jack Jones vs. Kris Kash Standard Match
You aint know by Lil Wayne hits as Kris Kash is making his way to the ring as Jack Jones coming running up behind him with a steel chair and hits him in the back of the head!
RW: holy shit!
Kash goes down like a sack of potatoes.
Jack just laughs as he walks away and the ref calls for the bell to signal a no contest.
JC: Well that was fast. Ah well lets see if the main event has some teeth.
Winner: No Contest DVD vs. Hardcore Hect US Title Match
(DVD stands in the ring and awaits Hect’s arrival. Then out of no where Hect slides under the bottom rope and nails DVD with a steel chair shot across his head. Which sends him to the outside.)
JC: It seems like Hect is getting a head start on DVD - no pun intended.
[Hect throws DVD into the ring and he quickly follows. The opening bell sounds. Hect goes for the pinfall.]
RW: 1... NO! Kickout. I hope Hect didn't think he was going to pin DVD Jones that easily.
[Hect gets up and he drags DVD to the corner. With DVD still down, Hect climbs to the second rope and he goes for a 180 leg drop, but DVD moves out of the way.]
JC: The tailbone is not a good one to hurt.
RW: No bone is good to hurt.
[Hect holds on to his ass and DVD gets up. He sets Hect up for a suplex and he turns it into a brainbuster.]
JC: Not bad.
[DVD goes for a quick cover, but he doesn't even get a one count. DVD gets up and drops an elbow on Hect's chest.]
RW: He just knocked the air out of Hect. Nicely done.
[DVD goes for the cover once again.]
JC: 1... 2... NO! Kickout.
[DVD gets up and he pulls Hect up with him. DVD sets Hect up for the "Bloody Steak", but Hect gets away and bounces off of the ropes to hit a Float over impact DDT. Hect then gets DVD and locks in a sharpshooter, but the former World Champion gets to the ropes.]
RW: Nice instinct by DVD, but Hect isn't letting go.
[The referee uses force to pull Hect away from DVD. He gets pushed by Hect for it. He is about to call disqualification, but he stops when DVD rolls up Hect.]
JC: 1... 2... NO! Kickout.
[Both men get up. Hect clotheslines DVD and he chokes him.]
RW: Damn. Hect is ruthless.
JC: That's what it takes sometimes.
[Hect gets up once more and he helps DVD up. The two tie up and DVD throws Hect into the ropes. Hect goes for a cross body block, but DVD gets in a dropkick, which sends Hect throw the top two ropes. He tumbles out of the ring and DVD looks to the fans for approval. Hect stands up outside of the ring. DVD jumps to the top rope and he catches Hect with a hurricanrana, which he flips into an SFT.]
[Hect slams his hand on the mat on the outside.]
RW: Wait... did Hect just tap out?
JC: Yeah... but they are outside of the ring. It doesn't count.
[DVD gets up and he slides into the ring. Moments later, Hect struggles to his feet and he gets into the ring. DVD baseball slides into Hect's shin, which brings him down to the ground.]
RW: Okay... that was strange...
[DVD sets Hect up onto the top rope and he follows. DVD sets Hect up for a superplex, but he is pushed down to the mat. Hect gets up and he goes for a frog splash. He hits it, but DVD rolls him up with a cradle.]
RW...1...2..3!
JC: DVD did it. He pulled out a victory. What a great match and like that we have a new US Champion.
Winner: DVD Titans fade off as we hear Shoots and Ladders start up and we Shadow on the rampway his face painted half black, half green as the commentators are wondering what that means as the show fades.... |