 Strike Fantasy Towers Tuesday Night Titans™ With John Cartwright and Randy White 12/18/07 Tuesday Night 8:00pm Live From Sheboigan, Illinois
RW: Welcome to Tuesday Night Titans!!!!
(After Randy welcomes the viewers to the air Cartright is cut off by Tupac's "Changes" blaring throughout the arena. He rolls his eyes and out walks the SFT World Heavyweight Champion and General Manager of Raw. Dave Van Dam. Again he has a dapper suit on and a pair of stylish shades.)
JC: I hate when he does that.
RW: He can do whatever he wants.
JC: Oh I know, and Dave and myself are cool I just hate being interuppted.
RW: Deal with it.....
(Dave heads down to the ring with a smile on his face and the World Title thrown over his left shoulder. He walks up the steps and takes the microphone from the ring announcer.)
DVD:Again this week my wife my wife will not be in attendence.
(The fans in the arena boo.)
DVD:Again with the boos. I know that you people payed good money to see a hell of a match and Dave Van Dam will not disappoint. I will give you a great match. Roll the footage!!!
(The arena goes dark and a flicker is seen on the Strike-Tron and after a minute the screen cuts to grey and British Badd Ass Vs. Legion flashes across the screen. Dave's voice is heard soon there after.)
DVD:That's right one of the best matches in SFW or SFT history. You people wanted action....I'll give you action.
(The fans in the arena erupt as they anticipate this main event from 7 years ago this month. All attention is payed to the Strike-Tron.)
MD: What was that?!?! When did that happen?!?
JC: You were getting a pretzel or something.
RW: Yeah, you didn't know about that?
MD: Why would I have? I wasn't here?
RW: Yeah, but Dave is your buddy. Didn't he tell you he was going to do that?
MD: I guess not....
RW: Oh well. This next match should be intense.
Steve: O h yo uthink so huh?
Phil: Damn Randy, I knew you were dumb but you're just figuring out this next match is going to be intense?
RW: Well I....
MD: All right pudding heads, shut your traps, the match is about to begin.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Harvey Vaughn: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is the main event!
The following match is a Hell in a Cell match!
The crowd roars.
Harvey Vaughn: Introducing first, from Southwick, England.....
"The Boys are Back in Town" blast into the arena, and the fans go wild.
Harvey Vaughn: Weighing in at three hundred twenty-five pounds, he is the British Badd Ass.... Glenn Owen!
British Badd Ass hits the stage quickly and power walks to the ring looking focused. He rolls right under the bottom rope and to his feet. He raises a single arm as the crowd cheers then lowers it quickly and waits for Legion.
Steve: Badd Ass is looking extremely determined tonight guys.
Phil: Definitely!
Harvey Vaughn: And his opponent, from an unknown location....
"Chop Suey by System of a Down" hits the speakers, and.....
Harvey Vaughn: Weighing in at....., he is... Legion!
Legion slowly walks down the ramp. He slowly makes his way towards the steps. He inches his way along the ring apron, and just stops. His eyes lock on those of British Badd Ass through his black mask.
Mad Dogg: This is gonna be one hell of a f*cking fight boys!
BBA stands on the inside staring directly into Legion's eyes. Legion stands on the outside, staring right back. Some officials try to tell Legion to get in the ring so that they can lower the cell, and he simply looks at them and they step off. Legion lifts one leg up, and steps directly over the top rope. He slowly lifts the other leg in. He stays there several more seconds, just staring as the cell is being lowered. Legion then takes two steps forward. Glen Owen does not move. Legion takes a few more small steps forward. Glenn does not bust. The referee steps close now, and stands infront of both men who are facing each other. Legion walks a few more steps forward, and stands directly infront of British Badd Ass. The two are now face to face in the middle of the ring. Cameras are flashing all around the arena as these two men stand face to face, eye to eye, as the enormous cell is lowered.
RW: Damn.....
JC: Here goes the neighborhood....
The referee begins to give the wrestlers a few reminders before the bell rings. Suddenly, the entire arena goes silent. Everything seems incredibly silent. A roach could fart, and you would hear it. The silence is amazing. Everyone in the arena just stares at these two staring at each other. Then THUD! The cell hits the arena floor. Everything is still quite. Too quite.
Mad Dogg: I've been in this business for a few years now, and this is f*cking crazy! Listen to me, my voice is echoing in this place!
RW: Yeah it is hard to....
Ding! Ding! Ding!
The bell ends the silence and punches begin to fly! Legion strikes first, then Badd Ass! Then Legion! Then Badd Ass! Legion! Badd Ass! Legion! Badd Ass! Legion! Legion! Legion! Legion is in control now! Legion pounds into BBA's head and backs him into the corner. BBA blocks a shot and counters with a few of his own and battles out of the corner! BBA nails a spin kick and takes Legion down.
Phil: This match is incredible already!
Mad Dogg: That it is!
BBA goes for another spin kick but Legion grabs hold of BBA's leg and flips him dropping him to the ground. Legion picks up BBA and whips him to the ropes and connects with a clothesline. Legion picks up BBA again and hits him with a DDT this time. He goes for the cover. 1…2…kick out. Legion grabs BBA's arm and puts him in an armbar. BBA tries to get to the ropes but Legions keeps him in the center of the ring. BBA then gets himself up and punches Legion in the face. BBA lifts Legion up and goes behind Legion. He lifts Legion in the air and german suplexes him. 1…2…kick out. BBA grabs Legion by the head and applies a sleeper hold. Legion tries to hit BBA in the head but he can't reach him. Legion eventually gets up and elbows him in the gut twice but BBA doesn't let go. Legion hits him in the gut a third time and BBA finally lets go. Legion punches BBA over and over again until he is next to the ropes. Legion then whips BBA to the ropes and on the way back, Legion back flips BBA over the ropes and onto the cell wall. BBA holds his back in pain as Legion exits the ring. He picks up BBA and presses his face on the cell wall. He then rakes his face up and down. He then throws BBA to the ground. Legion heads towards BBA and kicks him in the gut. Legion picks up BBA again and goes for a snap suplex and hits it. Legion then goes under the ring apron and grabs a chair from underneath. Legion waits for BBA to get up and as soon as BBA does, Legion cracks BBA open in the head with the chair. Blood pours from BBA's forehead. Legion walks over BBA's body and grabs him by the neck. He lifts him up from underneath and throws him into the cell wall. Legion goes to spear BBA but BBA moves out of the way and Legion hits his head on the cell. BBA grabs Legion and holds him by the head. BBA place him next to the chair and then hits a DDT onto the chair. BBA picks up Legion and drags him to the cell door. BBA kicks the door open and drags Legion with him. BBA picks up Legion and places him on his shoulder. BBA then runs and rams Legion's head into the cell. BBA backs up and does it again. BBA goes for a third try but Legion goes behind BBA and pushes him into the cell. Legion grabs BBA's head from behind and hits a reverse DDT. Legion looks down at BBA and you can see the emotion in his eyes. He picks up BBA and picks him up. He then starts climbing to the top of the cell with BBA on his shoulder.
Steve: Oh no…this can't be good.
JC: Something exciting is going to happen.
MD: Somebody is going to die if they don't wake up.
As soon as they get to the top, Legion drops BBA on the top of the cell. The cameras are flashing like crazy as Legion looks around. Legion picks up BBA and gives him another punch to the face. Legion then goes for a suplex but BBA places his leg behind Legion's. BBA grabs Legion and hits a suplex on the cell. The cell rattles with the impact. BBA picks up Legion and scoop slams him on the cell. BBA goes on top of Legion and looks down on him. BBA just laughs at Legion. Legion then extends his arm and grabs BBA by the neck again. Legion picks himself up and holds on to BBA. Legion then lifts BBA in the air and hits a chokeslam onto the top of the cell. Legion stands on BBA and looks down on him. blood pours from Legion's face. Legion takes his finger and takes some blood from his forehead. He then places the blood on BBA's forehead to form a cross.
MD: Oh no…that can't be good.
Phil: What do you mean?
MD: Do you know what that means?
Steve: Uhh…he's baptized?
MD: NO STUPID! It means that the end is coming for him. And it’s not going to be pretty.
RW: How do you know?
MD: I just do…
Legion picks up BBA and carries him over to the edge of the cell. He looks down at the announcer table.
JC: Uhh…I'm outta here.
MD: Damn straight.
RW: Wait up guys.
All three men get up from their seats and watch overhead. Legion nods to himself. He then looks down at BBA. Legion grabs BBA and puts him over his head. He goes to throw him off but BBA travels down behind Legion's back and spins him around. He then kicks Legion in the gut and grabs him by the neck. BBA the lifts Legion in the air and POWERCHOKESLAMS OFF THE CELL AND THROUGH THE ANNOUNCER'S TABLE!
MD: HOLY SHIT!
RW: My god…I don't believe it.
Steve: I'm speechless…
MD: Dude, I'm checking on him.
Mad Dogg heads towards Legion and looks down at him. Legion looks up at the sky with his eyes still open. He does not say a word though. BBA stands at the top of the cell taunting the crowd. Chants of "SFT" are heard all around the arena. BBA looks down as Legion is being checked on by Mad Dogg and other officials. Suddenly, Legion sits right back up. He gets up from the broken pieces and looks up at BBA. Everyone is in shock at this.
RW: How the…
JC: Don't speak Randy…just don't speak…
Legion starts climbing the cage as BBA look in shock. As Legion climbs the cage, BBA hits him in the face but he doesn't even flinch. BBA hits him again and still nothing. Legion keeps walking towards BBA as he ignores BBA's punches. Legion then grabs BBA and lifts him up in the air, and press slams him on the cell. Legion picks up BBA again and makeshift slingshot suplexes him through the center on the cell and into the ring!
JC: DAMN!
Steve: A modified version of The Darkness!
MD: Damn this is a good fight.
Legion took way to much out of himself, and can't crawl over to make the cover.
RW: Damn! Legion really hurt himself here!
Mad Dogg: Well to be honest with you, I don't think he cares much! It's not about victory to him, it's about pain. And he's accomplished that here tonight.
JC: Well said.
Legion begins to stir, but Badd Ass does as well. Some how, Badd Ass gets to his feet first. He strikes Legion once, twice, three times. Badd Ass is tired and drenched in sweat. He staggers towards the corner to catch his breath, then unexpectedly begins to climb it.
RW: Oh boy.
Steve: I don't like this!
RW: Badd Ass just might finish Legion off!
Badd Ass makes it to the top, and pauses to gather himself again. Legion staggers over to the corner and comes to face Badd Ass. Badd Ass dives..... boot to the gut!
JC: Ahhhh!
BBA is hunched over now and staggering, Legion staggers, and bounces off the ropes. He slides down to the mat, rolls BBA over, then uses his feet to hook BBA's arms down!
Mad Dogg: Roll up!
Ref: 1.....
Steve: Can this be it right here?
Ref: 2.....
JC: I think it is!
Ref: .....3!
Mad Dogg: It's over!
BBA kicks out! Ref raises his arm signaling the three count, and calls for the bell!
RW: That's it! It's all done!
JC: Damn! I thought Badd Ass managed to kick out! That was a damn close one. Don't you think so Mad Dogg?
John looks over to Dogg's seat, but he's not there.
JC: Mad Dogg? Damn it!
RW: Where'd he go now?
Back in the ring Legion is slowly crawling to his feet, as does British Badd
Ass, who is in complete shock. They both manage to get on their feet, and stand at opposite sides of the ring. Their eyes meet yet again. And the staring contest that the battle begin with us happening all over again.
Steve: Uh.... Does this like..... Mean something?
RW: Yeah, it means the battle has only begun!
JC: No you idiot, it means the battle is finally over!
Phil: Who knows what it means!?!?
JC: Wait a second.... that Sants guy is back!
Suddenly the cell stops lowering and everyone's attention is on this Santa walking down the ramp. Except for the attention of BBA and Legion. They continue to stare each other down.
Steve: Ummmmm. Maybe they should pay attention.
RW: Yeah, every other time Santa has walked down that ramp this evening, someone got laid out!
JC: I'm telling ya, that's Dave Steel in that Santa suit!
The camera pans over the audience and shows Dave Steel standing by his seat clapping.
JC: Damn it!
RW: Then if not Dave Steel, who the hell is it?!?
JC: Wait a second....
Suddenly Santa slides into the ring and is moving fast. Legion sees him and is alert in a flash. They meet in the middle of the ring and begin to slug at each other, BBA just looks on in disbelief. Santa strikes Legion hard, and sends him railing towards the ropes. He bounces back slowly and is met with a familiar taunt, signifying a familiar finisher, followed by a kick to the gut and a....... DOGG BYTE!!!
JC: I knew it all along!
RW: Mad Dogg!
Steve: Mad Dogg!
Phil: Mad Dogg!
JC: Ahhhh!
RW: What the hell is all this about?!?!
Mad Dogg rips off the Santa beard, the Santa specs, and the Santa hat. He rips off the Santa coat, and throws it to the mat. Dogg walks over to the turnbuckle, grabs ahold of the top ropes, and pulls himself up. He raises his arms into the air as the fans go insane. Dogg then steps off the turnbuckle and looks British Badd Ass in the eyes. Badd Ass is confused, but smiling. Badd Ass extends his hand, and Dogg takes it..... and pulls him into a Dogg Byte!
Steve: Dogg has crossed Glenn Owen!
Phil: What's going on?!?
Mad Dogg looks down at Glenn for a second and just stares. He picks Glenn back up, runs him over to the side of the cage which has not raised all the way, and slams his head off it, busting him open. Dogg lets Glenn fall to the mat now. Dogg scoops up the Santa hat and places it on his head. He goes to the turnbuckle again and raises one arm as the crowd roars.
JC: Wow.
RW: What does all this mean?
Steve: What's the fricken purpose?
Phil: I have no idea,
JC: Who does?
WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Legion via pinfall!!!
DVD:.You all asked for a show and hell I will never disappoint! (Dave drops the microphone and heads up the run way. He turns one last time and looks out to the fans who now chant his name. He disappears behind the curtain.) RW: Dave Van dam is a god!! JC: what an incredible to kick off Titans. RW: It will only get better as we close the night awarding a new SFT Intercontinental Champion. JC: Let's head down to the ring where Jack and Nex are already in the ring waiting to square off.
Nex Angelus vs. Jack Jones Standard Match
(Jack and Nex begin the match in the ring, and as the bell rings, the two combatants go at it. Nex quickly gets the upper hand with a knee to the mid section and a whip into the far ropes.
RW: oh, jack is starting out on the offensive.
He follows it up with a clothesline to lay out one of the newest superstars to the SFT roster. Jack reaches down to pick up Nex but is met with a low blow. Nex grabs Jack's hair and delivers a bulldog. Nex goes for a cover but only gets a 2 count. Nex picks up Jack and attempts a piledriver but that move is quickly handled when Jack counters with a spinebuster.
JC: that was one hell of a counter by Jack.
RW: He is a former World Champion.
Jack begins to travel to the top rope but changes his mind and goes for a cover. He gets only a two count. Now Jack climbs to the top and leaps into the air for a leg drop but only hits mat. Nex rolls on top of him but again, only a two. Nex and Jack both climb up to their feet and begin a tired, clumsy brawl. Nex rakes his eyes and runs into the ropes. He comes back but Jack is waiting with a tilt-a-whirl/pinning slam for the 1,2,3.
Winner: Jack Jones RW: Jack wins it!
Annika vs. J. Templeton IC Title match
Here comes the Soviet Widowmaker, she walks down to the ring as Tenth Man Down. by Nightwish hits, shes dressed in red, yellow and black. So much black. The crowd giving her a mix reaction of boos and cheers. She puts her Tag title on the commentator table and asks if they’ll look after it.
RW: I’ll look after anything you want./
She smiles and gets in the ring.
JC: You don’t have a shot.
RW: I know I know.
From the crowd we see someone stand up, its Johnathan Templeton he quietly gets to the barricade and jumps it
JC: Wow no one even noticed JT sitting with the crowd.
RW: he blends in very well. Like a chameleon.
Jack catches Annika by surprise as the bell rings, he nails her with a double axe handle, then an implant DDT, nails her with a sparrow fall as she is in definite pain.
JC: JT showing no mercy.
JT with a sleeper hold, Annika fighting for dear life.
RW: JT is gonna make her go nightnight!
Annika twists and turns and gets out of the hold somehow. Annika trips up JT but JT with a chop to her throat as she starts gasping for air.
RW: Not allot of action but JT has managed to stall if not stop Annikas offense.
JT advances on Annika but she nails him with a bicycle kick, but he doesn’t go down. Annika still weezing sets up shes going for her Ural kick but JT with a spiked thumb to her throat she pushes him back.
RW: I think shes turning blue now.
She somehow catches him with her Ural kick as he falls to the outside of the ring and she goes down to one knee.
The ref starts his count 1………………..2………………….3…………………….4……………5……………6………………..JT is getting up……………7………………………8……………….JT tries to get into the ring but stumbles…9…………
RW: no!@
10…..
Winner: Annika
The ref calls for the bell as he puts the IC title on Annikas shoulder.
RW: We have a new IC Champion tonight.
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