Xtreme Championship Wrestling / Strike Fantasy Towers
    Wednesday Night WAR
    With Phil, Steve, and Insane
     November 14th, 2001
    Wednesday Night 7:00pm Live From Las Vegas, Texas
WAR OPENING

Clips are shown of different stuff, like the kind of stuff you see at the beginning of a show. Ya know, stuff like clips from last weeks matches, and clips from the Double Daves winning the Tag Titles last night. Clips of Amps last words as owner are shown, and an then a small honorary video package chock full of "Amp Clips" are shown. Insane sheds a tear. Fireworks go off and Phil, Steve and Insane are shown on the camera.

Phil: Welcome everyone to another edition of War! It's been a hectic week, with Amp giving up his staff position, and the several wrestlers that have decided to go on leave.

Steve: Yes, and it finally looks as if the November Reign card is Final, with all the changes that have been taking place!

Insane: I miss Amp already...sniff sniff.

Steve: You never even talked to him.

Insane: But he let me commentate on War!

Steve: No he didnt you fool. You just come out here without permission!

Insane: Now that's not true...ok so it is, but I'm better than you, fatty.

Phil: Let's just get to our first match, OK?

"Left Behind" by Slipknot plays, and the new Vice President Othello walks to the top of the ramp, with a sheet of paper.

Commisioner Othello: Well, ladies and gentleman, tonight looks like it will be a very short night. Several superstars on tonight's card have left, or got sent down to the minors. Therefore, Doom will win his match over DeBone by default, Myris wins his match over Iceth by default, Alex Hull and Hardcore will not happen, and Apocalypse gets a win over Kabal by default. That leaves us with two matches, so let's just get them started.

THE WINNER OF THESE MATCHES: Doom, Myris, Apocalypse,all by Forfeit!

Phil: Well it looks like we'll be going home early tonight. Several wrestlers got sent down to the minors as Amps last act as owner. Alex Hull and Kabal also decided to call it quits for a while, as they are a little busy.

Steve: Well the SFT is looking cleaner without all those rookies.

Insane: I was a rookie once, now I'm just a commentator.

Steve: Yea...we know.

Insane: Don't worry Steve, I won't tell anyone that you are secretly in love with me.

Steve: Secretly in WHAT?

A loud thud is heard as Steve backhands Insane across the head.

Insane: That was just an excuse to touch me, huh?

A loud thus is heard as Steve backhands Insane across the head, again.

Insane: Steve, we all have things in our lives that bother us. Being in love with me is just something you'll have to admit someday.

A loud thud is heard as Steve backhands Insane for a third time.

Insane: You can stop it now, my secret admirer

A loud thud is heard as Steve backhands Insane again.

Insane: OW! Would you cut it out you son of a bitch? Just because you can't have me doesnt mean you have to hit me. My heart is with Dawn, Steve, I'm just your commentating buddy.

A loud thud is heard as Steve backhands Insane for a fifth time.

Insane: We aren't friends anymore.

Steve: We never were, you freak.

MATCH NUMBER ONE

Violator vs. Menacle
Regular Match

Violator is already in the ring as Menacles music plays, but he doesnt show up. It continues to play, but he never shows up.

Steve: I saw Menacle here, though...

Insane: He must not know he has a match! This calls for an adventure! I must go and tell him he has a match, like any noble commentator would! I'll be right back Stevie!

Insane runs to the back locker room and the camera follows him around as he acts like James Bond, looking around every corner with a "gun" in his hands which is really just his hands held together to look like a toy gun. He knocks on every locker room door until he finds Menacle.

Knock Knock

Menacle answers the door.

Insane: I have come here to inform you that you are currently needed in the ring. You have a match tonite, so get out there!

Insane pulls Menacle out of the room before he can say a word and drags him to the ring. Insane gets back in his chair at the commentating booth.

Insane: Miss me, Stevie?

The bell rings and Violator throws Menacle into the ropes. He comes back with a crossbody. Violator pulls Menacle back up and tosses him into the corner turnbuckle. He splashes him and Menacle falls down. Violator pulls him up again and gives him a DDT, he goes for the pin...1...2...kickout. Violator pulls him back up, but Menacle gives him a kick to the gut, and tosses him into the ropes. Violator comes off the ropes with a clothesline, but Menacle ducks and comes back with a dropkick. He goes for the pin. 1..2..kickout. Menacle pulls Violator up and sets him up for a suplex, but Violator reverses it for the pin...1...2...3.

THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Violator by Pinfall

Phil: Well that was a good match between to bright young stars in the SFT!

Steve: I guess that's the nice way to put it.

Insane: I was once a bright young star.

Steve: You were not.

Insane: Yes I was.

Steve: No you weren't.

Insane: Yes I was.

Steve: NO YOU WEREN'T.

Insane: Steve, you're making it so obvious...you're in love with me.

A loud thud is heard as Steve backhands Insane again.

Steve: Can we PLEASE send him home?

!!Commercial Break!!

Phil: Welcome back fans! Our second, but last matchup features Goldeneye vs. Rachel. If Goldeneye wins, then Amp promised him a match.

Steve: This would should be good.

Insane: Yea, Rachel is hot.

Steve: I was kidding, asshole.

Insane: She's still hot, asshole.

Phil: Would both of you SHUTUP!?



MATCH NUMBER TWO

Goldeneye versus Rachel
Regular Match

"Fear" by Kalypso plays, and Goldeneye walks down to the ring to an awating Rachel. They lock up and Rachel immediatly takes control with a clothesline in place. She then kicks him a few times and gives him an elbow. She goes for the pin...1...2...kickout. Goldeneye gets up and he spears Rachel. She goes down and he picks her back up and tosses her into the ropes. He gives her a dropkick and goes for the pin. 1..2..kickout.

Insane: I think Goldeneye is secretly in love with Rachel.

Phil: I think you're a moron.

Insane: Phil, you AND Steve are secretly in love with me?

Steve: Nobody cares about you! Nobody loves you, so drop it.

Insane: Oh. (a very sad look appears on Insanes face.)

Rachel gets up and her and Goldeneye brawl for a bit. Eventually they lock up and she goes for a suplex, but he reverses it. He picks her back up and goes for a DDT, but she gets out of it and gives him a spin kick. He falls back and she spears him taking him down, and then begins to beat him down. She goes for the pin...1...2...kickout! He gets back up and they lock up and suddenly out of nowhere, he hits the Midas Touch. He goes for the pin and 1...2..kickout. Rachel gets up and laughs in Goldeneyes face and he gives it to her again. 1..2...3!

THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH:Goldeneye by Pinfall!

Phil: That was a pretty quick one.

Insane: Thats what she said

Steve: I'll bet

Phil: Well everyone, that's it for tonite. Goodnight, and have a happy Thanksgiving!

Fade to SFT



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