Erik Dean and Hardcore Hect are seen in the backstage area near a garage door.

Dean: "GENTLEMEN...BEHOLD!!!!"

The door opens and a giant ball of cotton is seen.

Dean: "THE COTTON MONSTER FROM HELL OF DOOM!!! MUWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Hect: "You been getting into my booze again??"

The Pyro shoots from the stage to signal the start of Wednesday Night War. The camera pans over the crowd, spotting such signs as "Marry me Allison!", "I LIKE CHEESE!" and "Zybala's a Whore!". The camera switches to a view of the commentary table, where Amanda Summers and The Smurfmaster are sitting.

Amanda: "Hello fans, and welcome to Wednesday War, we have an action packed card for you tonight."

Smurfy: "Thats right, son. The Smurfmaster in the hizzie fo' shizzie, son!"

Amanda: "Did you get into Hect's booze too?"

Smurf Man: "Booze? Nah Nah, G. The Smurf is straight edge....STRAIGHT EDGE!!!"

Amanda: "Oook....so..."

Smurfenstein: "Thats right people, tonight we have Arsen Ayers vs. Cowboy Jack Jones vs. Romeo in a triple threat match, and we have..."

Amanda: "Damnit, Smurf, you're reading Inferno's card!"

Big Poppa Smurf: "Uh...mah bad."

Amanda: *sigh* "Lets go to the ring, where Streetz and Georgie Gunz is already in the ring."

The ref rings the bell and Streetz and Gunz lock up in the center of the ring. Neither man gives na inch and finally just break the lockup. They go to lockup again, but Gunz knees Streetz in the gut and then hits a forearm to the back. Gunz smirks as he picks Streetz up and whips him to the ropes. On the rebound Gunz hits a shoulderblock, sending Streetz to the mat hard.

Amanda: "So, Smurf, what do you know about these two men?"

Smurf Man-chu: "Uh...they're big? And..uh....technically gifted in the ring. HAHA"

As Smurf says that, Gunz whips Streetz to the corner and starts clubbing him with forearms to the chest and head. Gunz whips Streetz into the other corner, and follows in with a clothesline attempt, but gets a boot to the face from Streetz. Streetz then explodes out of the corner with a huge clothesline. Both men lay on the mat, and Streetz gets back up slightly quickly. Streetz picks up Gunz and hits a backbreaker. Streetz then hooks on a reverse chinlock on Gunz.

The Last Smurfurai: "SEE...SEE..HE IS TECHNICALLY GIFTED!!! A greco-roman head breaker applied by Streetz."

Amanda: "You really did drink a lot didn't you?"

Winnie the Smurf: "Huh?"

Streetz lets go of the chinlock and then picks Gunz up, and hooks him for a suplex. Streetz holds Gunz up in the suplex, but Gunz ends up getting out of the suplex and hitting the ropes. Gunz goes for a clothesline, but Streetz ducks and hits the ropes also. Streetz then goes for a clothesline, but Gunz ducks. Both men rebound the opposite ropes at the same time, and anticipate a clothesline from the other, so both men put their heads down to duck, but end up ramming into each other head first. Both men collapse to the mat, and the referee begins a 10 count.

Amanda: "OH MY GOD. I think it might be over right there. Did you hear that horrible thud? Smurf?"

Smurf-Gi-Oh: "Hear what? Sorry I was playing my Game Boy, what?"

Amanda: "Nevermind..."

The ref reaches 4 and both men still haven't moved.

5....

6.... Streetz begins to move.

7......Streetz tries to slowly turn over as Gunz lifts his head.

8....Gunz tries turning over as Streetz crawls to the ropes.

9.....Streetz reaches the ropes and tries pulling himself up, as Gunz lifts his head again, and then just lays on the mat motionless. Streetz slips from the ropes and falls to the mat again.

10!!!

Amanda: "Oh my...we have a double count out! Neither man could get back up before the 10 count!"

The Amazing Smurf: "Wow, how many times do you see that in a month?"

Amanda: "I guess there's no winner in our first match.

Hect is seen turning down a hallway, running, with a beer bottle in hand. Erik Dean is followed close behind him. A large shadow is seen coming down the hallway as the scene fades out, and back to the announcers. The camera gets a close up of Smurf and Amanda as they look on.

Amanda: "W...what the hell was that?"

Smurfy McSmurfson: "I...don't wanna know."

Amanda: "Well..lets get ready for our second match. It's...what the hell....

The camera cuts from the ring to the backstage area where the giant cotton ball eating X-Fraction and Kirk Falconi.

The Smurf from the Blue Lagoon: "Um...well, there goes our second match, lets move on to our main event shall we?"

Amanda: "We're getting ready for our main event. Allison Johnson versus The Guyver with Allison's TV Title at stake."

The Smurfster: "You know I've held all the titles here in SFT."

Amanda: "You liar."

The Macho Smurf: "It's true...when we set them up for photoshoots or something, I hold them and set them up."

Amanda: *sigh*

"Won't Back Down" plays over the address sound system. As it blast the sound system. The Guyver steps down the entrance ramp through the smoke. White sparkling with gold, red, and black pyro mixed as it begins to engulf the Guyver as he stands with his facing forward at the ring and his arms in a formation and his head is down. He spins 180 degree to his right and drops his arms to his side. He slowly brings his head up as he glares into the camera. As his head goes completely up and levels. He breathes a stream of smoke out of his nose. He slowly and menacingly walks down to the ring. He climbs onto the turnbuckle and raises his arms in the air. He crosses the ring to the opposite turnbuckle. Then he climbs up the turnerbuckle. As he raise his fist up through out the arena as he repeats the process acknowledging the crowd chanting and cheering.

The SmurfFather: "It's...The Guyver. Here is...The Guyver."

"Haunted" by Evanescence blares over the PA system. After a few moments of the song, Allison slowly makes her way towards the ring, with the TV Title in tow. A determined look is on her face, as she ignores the boos and cheers from the crowd. As she walks up the steel steps, she plays with her hair innocently. Entering between the top and middle rope, she gives the fans a glance at her tight butt. She hands the TV Title to the referee and stands in a corner waiting for the beginning of the match.

Amanda: "Here is the SFT TV Champion. And we're getting ready for the start...of....what the hell???"

From the entrance way are seen Hect and Dean, both running like mad men down the aisle. Suddenly, the Giant Cotton Ball emerges and the crowd goes into a panic. Dean and Hect slide into the ring and then duck out the otherside and hide under the ring. The Cotton Ball goes into the ring as well, and looks at Allison and Guyver. The referee and Guyver duck out the ring as the Cotton Ball eats Allison. The Cotton Ball leaves the ring and crashes through the rear of the arena. The referee and Guyver go back into the ring, and Hect and Dean hide behind Amanda and SmurfMaster. Guyver and the ref look around, and the ref raises Guyver's hand.

Amanda: "Well...I guess we have a new TV Champion by forfeit. The Guyver is our new SFT TV Champion."

Lord of the Smurf: "Is...is that good or bad?"

Amanda: 'We'll find out soon enough.