 Strike Fantasy Towers Wednesday Night War™ With Phil Stevens and Steve Phillips September 1st, 2004 Wednesday Night at 11:00pm Live From Joe Lewis Arena in Detroit, Michigan Opening
The show opens with large green pyro. As soon as the pyro show is done, we cut back to President Connor MacDaddy's office.
Connor MacDaddy: Hello Warriors! We have a decent show tonight. It would be better, but you know... the man. Also, XFraction will not participate, and if he no shows again, he will be fired. Anywho i just want to make sure you all tune in next week for WAR, because I will have an announcement to make. Enjoy the show!
Phil: That was pleasent.
Match One
The arena is plunged into darkness, but a with a gold spotlight shining down on the stage directly in front of the video wall. The opening notes of "King Of My World" by Saliva echo over the arena's PA system, and as the song reaches it's first chorus, Christian Cage walks out and stands underneath the spotlight, with his back to the ring and to a deafening negative reaction (interspersed with "asshole" chants from the crowd). Cage stretches his arms out to his sides, level with his shoulders, so as to assume a crucifix position, and as he does so, it triggers a series of pyrotechnic explosions on either side of him. As the smoke from the pyro dies away, Cage turns to face the ring and begins a slow, purposeful strut down the aisle. When he reaches the ring, Cage slides underneath the bottom rope and proceeds to climb to the top of each of the four turnbuckles in succession, assuming the crucifix position again at the top of each. After climbing down from the last turnbuckle, Cage goes back to his corner and slowly removes his designer sunglasses, staring straight into the eyes of his opponent. Cage then removes the chain around his neck, and finally his black t-shirt, revealing his toned, muscular upper body. Then... "Take me out" by Franz Ferdinand begins to play pumping over the speakers in the arena. After a few seconds a convoy enters with four muscular women in bikinis carry a sudan chair with Maharaja on it. Maharaja waves to the crowd and blows kisses. After a moment the sudan chair is leveled to the apron and Maharaja rises from the chair to stand on the apron. Maharaja makes a hand motion to the referee to lower the middle rope for him to enter. He steps through and in one fluid action raises his arms as a mass of boos erupt. Cage starts off by tackling Maharaja to the mat. He begins slamming his head off the mat viciously and the ref makes a five count. Cage gets up quickly and backs the ref into the corner and yells at him. Cage then turns back to Maharaja and hits a slingshot suplex. Cage then runs to the ropes and comes off with a sharp elbow drop. Cage follows up with a cover.
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Cage picks Maharaja back up and throws him to the corner. Cage follows up with a body splash. Maharaja comes bouncing out of the corner and Cage nails a tilt-a-whirl sideslam. Cage slowly climbs to the top and looks for a moonsault. Maharaja rolls towards the corner and out of harms way, but Cage lands on his feet. He picks Maharaja back up and hits a belly to back suplex. Cage then goes out to the apron and uses the ropes to spring himself into a rolling senton splash.
Phil: Christian Cage is on a roll.
Cage then leans back into a cover.
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Kickout!
Cage gets up looking angry and argues with the ref. Maharaja crawls up behind him and hits a low blow. Maharaja then hits a sharp right hand to Cage's face and knocks him down. Maharaja scoops Cage up and hits a millitary slam. Maharaja then goes off the ropes and hits a huge leg drop. Maharaja makes a quick cover.
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Maharaja quickly picks Cage back up and lifts him for a brainbuster. The fans are amazed at the strength of Maharaja, then they are even more amazed when Maharaja drops Cage on his head. The loud thud echoes through the arena. Maharaja doesn't let up though and he goes to the top. He hits a huge elbow drop then makes the cover.
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Steve: What a display of strength by Maharaja, but it wasn't enough!
The fans begin to cheer and stomp their feet. Cage gets to his feet and begins to slug it out with Maharaja. Maharaja takes control and wrenches Cage's arm. He then steps back and goes for a snap kick. Cage ducks and pulls Maharaja into a backdrop. Both men are down and the ref startas a ten count. At six, both men get back up but stagger. Maharaja goes for a clothesline but Cage ducks and runs to the ropes. He comes off and nails the CKO quickly! Cage crawls over to the corner and slowly climbs to the top. He raises his arm to signal the end, and then leaps off and nails a huge Guillitine Legdrop! He goes for the pin.
Phil: I can't beleive it!
Steve: Where'd he pull that one from?
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Winner: Christian Cage
Main Event
The lights go out as the sound of rain plays over the speakers. as it slows down and stops, the ring is bathed in a light blue light as "it can't rain all the time" by Jane Sibbery plays as the Phoenix Rose, Kristen Cirio makes her way into the ring.
Phil: Main event time!
“Unborn” by Reveille hits the sound system through out the arena, and the crowd erupts into boo’s and asshole chants. Arsan Ayers then comes out from the backstage area and steps onto the stage and is met with boos, Arsan then makes his way down the rampway and ends up getting cups thrown as him, Arsan then smirks as he walks by and enters the ring, he then struts around and stops in the center of the ring, and stares at Kristen. DING DING DING! The two compeditors walk into the middle of the ring. Kristen starts yelling at Arsan. Arsan takes it for a while until he has enough and begins to punch Kristen numerous times. He then grabs Kristen and sets up for a back drop, but Kristen flies off her feet, grabs a handful of Arsan’s hair and throws his head to the mat. Kristen begins to walk around the fallen Arsan. Kristen begins to bend down to get in his face and Arsan grabs her head. Arsan then lifts himself up a little and does a small DDT. Kristen falls to the mat and grabs her head in pain. Arsan gets back up and runs to the ropes to deliver a body splash. Kristen then holds her stomach in pain. Arsan decides to climb the top rope, as he does, she then flies off attempting to nail a flying elbow, but Kristen sees this and moves out of the way. Kristen then slowly gets to her feet and begins to kick Arsan. After a few kicks, Kristen lifts up Arsan and throws him to the ropes and hits Arsan with a arm drag on his way back. Once Arsan his the floor, Kristen keeps the hold on.
Steve: Surprising technical skill by Kristen.
Phil: I'm a little turned on.
Steve: Yeah, by Arsan Ayers.
Kristen strengthens the hold as Arsan screams in pain. After taking it in for a minute, Arsan begins to get up, taking Kristen up with him. Once they both stand up, Arsan begins to hit the elbows to Kristen before reversing the hold and showing Kristen the pain she went through. Kristen screams in pain like Arsan until Kristen throws Arsan over her back. Kristen then picks up Arsan and throws her to the turnbuckle. Kristen then follows with a body splash. Kristen then begins to kick Arsan down to the mat. Kristen then runs back. She then taunts the crowd and runs towards Arsan and hits a running clothesline.
Phil: Kristen really wants to win this.
Kristen then gets up off of Arsan and lifts him to the top turnbuckle. Kristen then suplexes Arsan off the top rope as Arsan goes flying off to the other side of the ring. They both seem to have the wind knocked out. Kristen gets up and walks slowly to Arsan. She grabs his leg and locks in a reverse step over toe hold.
Phil: Uh oh, that is Kristen's signature submission, The Apocalypse Omega!
She locks it in tighter. Arsan manages to slowly struggle his way to the ropes. He grabs the bottom rope and Kristen lets go.
Phil: It is still far from over.
Arsan gets up and the two stare down, then lock up. Arsan tosses Kristen into the ropes, and goes for a dropkick, but comes up short when Kristen slows himself down. Kristen elbow drops Arsan and then he pulls him up and tosses him to the outside. He goes for a flying crossbody, but Arsan moves out of the way and Kristen comes crashing down onto the gates. Arsan gets up and clears his head briefly. He pulls Kristen off the gates and rolls her into the ring. Arsan stands outside the ropes as Kristen stands up and then using the ropes for momentum, he pulls himself in and dropkicks Kristen. Arsan gets up and drops an elbow onto Kristen. He hooks the leg and goes for the pin!
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Arsan gets up and he pulls Kristen up as well. He sets up up for a powerbomb, but can't quite get him up...Kristen tries to reverse it, but she can't quite do it either. Arsan tries to powerbomb her again, and this time, he gets it. He turns it right into a pin, but Kristen quickly rolls Arsan into a rolling pin!
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Arsan pulls Kristen up and tosses her into the ropes. Arsan goes for a clothesline, but Kristen ducks and then comes back with a flying crossbody, connecting and taking Arsan down. Kristen lands on Arsan and she hooks the leg, but Arsan quickly kicks out. Kristen stands up and Arsan and hits a the Burning down out of nowhere!
Phil: Woah!
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Winner: Arsan Ayers Ending
Phil: That it for this week's Wednesday Night War!
Steve: Please do join us next week. Goodbye.
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