 Strike Fantasy Towers Wednesday Night War™ With Phil Stevens and Steve Phillips Sept. 08, 2004 Wednesday Night at 11:00pm Live From the STAPLES center Los Angeles, California Opening This show is dedicated to the memory of Albert "Doom" Marro
The green pyro goes off on the WAR stage as WAR comes toan opening. As the show opens, Maharaja, and Jack jones are already in the ring, ready to start the show.
Match Number
One
Maharaja and Jack Jones are both in the ring staring eachother down. DING DING DING!
Phil: Let's get this matcha rollin!
Maharaja and Jakc both signal to thier right arms, where a black armband is shown with the word "Doom" on it. The audience stands up in appreciation for Doom.
Steve: Both men are showing a great deal of respect for thier fallen teammate.
The both shake hands and leave the ring, as the live audience gives them a standing ovation.
Phil: They both are leaving out of respect for Doom. Winner: No Contest Backstage Segment Connor MacDaddy is shown in his office backstage.
Connor MacDaddy: If you all remember, last week, I promised a major announcement to be made this week on WAR. I will not leave you dissapointed. So... here is my announcement...
Phil: What's he going to say?
Steve: Is he going to retire?
Connor MacDaddy: I have uncovered nudy pictures of Megan the Monster.
Phil: ...what?
Connor MacDaddy: I was chilling out near her house, and "accedentally" took pictures of her topless.
Steve: Is he serious?
Connor MacDaddy: You can see her tittys and everything! Don't get too exited fellas. This pictures are disguesting. This was while Megan was pregnant with Shadow's child. She is topless, smoking. Not flattering at all. Cellulite galore. So Megan... if you don't want me to release these pictures live on WAR, and do the world some justice, then you are oing to have to do some serious ass-kissing. I'll let you off this week, This will be your last match that I will allow you to do your thing. Oh, and Megan, sweetheart... get a boobjob.
Phil: ...Wow...
Match Number
Two As "Back to the Primitive" starts playing smoke covers the stage as Drogden steps on the stage wearing a long black coat with his head down. With the music kicks in he lets out a huge scream and runs to the ring. He then stares down his opponent rubbing his hands together.
Chimpo the Chimp: The following is a Gas Chamber Match. Introducing first... Drogden!
Drogden stands in the ring. Waiting for Paul Philips.
Phil: I just noticed something.
Steve: What?
Phil: There is no Gas Chamber down here.
Steve: Oh.
President Connor MacDaddy appears on the strike-tron.
Connor MacDaddy: Hey Drogden, guess what? Looks like you scared Holocaust right out of the building. None of them showed up. You win this match by default. Congradulations, I guess.
Winner: Drogden by Default Match Three
Megan the Monster is shown backstage outside Connor MacDaddy's office. She kicks down the door and barges into the office. Connor is nowhere to be found. She starts tearing apart his desk, looking for the pictures.
Connor MacDaddy: Megan...
Connor MacDaddy is shown in the ring.
Connor MacDaddy: You think I was stupid enough to leave the pictures out in the open? They are in a secure place, somewhere where you can't get your nasty little fingers on them. I am doing you a favor Megan. If you continue to walk around topless, not in tip-top shape like all female wrestlers should, then you deserve what is coming to you. This is so you will learn a lesson, it is for your own good. As far as you messing up my office goes... I am not down with that, and security should be coming shortly to escort you from the building.
Several security officer's enter the office and grab Megan by the arm. She goes quitley, but flicks off the camera to Connor before she leaves.
Connor MacDaddy: Haha, fiest little bugger, aint she? As for her match tonight... Kristen Cirio never showed up to the arena. So unfortunatly, Megan the Monster wins by Default. Winner: Megan the Monster by Default Match Three
The arena is plunged into darkness, but a with a gold spotlight shining down on the stage directly in front of the video wall. The opening notes of "King Of My World" by Saliva echo over the arena's PA system, and as the song reaches it's first chorus, Christian Cage walks out and stands underneath the spotlight, with his back to the ring and to a deafening negative reaction (interspersed with "asshole" chants from the crowd). Cage stretches his arms out to his sides, level with his shoulders, so as to assume a crucifix position, and as he does so, it triggers a series of pyrotechnic explosions on either side of him. As the smoke from the pyro dies away, Cage turns to face the ring and begins a slow, purposeful strut down the aisle. When he reaches the ring, Cage slides underneath the bottom rope and proceeds to climb to the top of each of the four turnbuckles in succession, assuming the crucifix position again at the top of each. After climbing down from the last turnbuckle, Cage goes back to his corner and slowly removes his designer sunglasses, staring straight into the eyes of his opponent. Cage then removes the chain around his neck, and finally his black t-shirt, revealing his toned, muscular upper body.
Chimpo the Chimp: Ladies and Gentleman, this is out... MAIN EVENT!! The following is a standard one-fall match, for the television title. Introducing first... Christian Cage!!!
The intro to "Lay Your Hands on Me" starts to play over the loud speaker and the fans know and hate who they are about to see. As Red, black, and silver pyro starts to fly, you can vaguely see a sillouette standing behing the wall of pyrotechnics. Bobby Love walks down to the ring accompanied by the lovely Selena who is holding a full lenth mirror that Bobby is checking himself in. The crowd is booing and jeering the couple the whole time they are walking to the ring. Bobby holds the rope so Selena can climb in. Once in the ring, Bobby walks arond posing for the crowd as he gives himself one last check in the mirror. Selena seductively removes Bobby's boa and jacket as the two kiss and Selena leaves the ring. Bobby stands leaned back in the turnbuckle with his arms crossed smurking at the crowd while he looks down at Christian.
Chimpo the Chimp: and his opponent, he is the SFT TV Champion... Bobby Love!
Phil: Woo! Television title match!
Bobby Love and Christian Cage walk foreward and meet face to face in the middle of the ring. DING DING DING! Immediatle, Christian kicks Bobby right in the testicles!
Phil: WOAH!
Steve: OUCH!
Bobby keels over in pain, and Christian picks up Bobby quickly and gives him a HUGE CKO!
Phil: CKO!!!
Steve: Already!!!
Christian Cage goes for the pin, as a confused referee makes the count.
1......
2......
3!!!!!!
Phil: WHAT THE F--K!?
Steve: Holy crap! That was quick!
Phil: That was amazing! We have a new TV Champ!
Winner: Christian Cage by Pinfall Closing Christian Cage is handed the TV title, and he holds it high in the air, as the show comes to a close.
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