 Strike Fantasy Towers Wednesday Night War™ With Phil Stevens and Steve Phillips Sept. 08, 2004 Wednesday Night at 11:00pm Live From the Cow Palace in San Francisco, California Opening BAM! BAM! KA-POW! BAM! WAR opens up to a tremendous opening of large green fireworks.
Phil: Welcome to Wednesday Night WAR!!!!
Steve: We are LIVE in the World Famous Cow Palace in Georgeous, San Francisco!
Phil: Georgeous? I think all the queers here got to you.
Steve: Don't be hating.
Suddenly we hear a loud explosion; and silence fills the arena as they don’t know what to expect. Then we hear "Look At Me Now" by Reveille; as it starts to play we see Erik Dean making his way from the back out onto the stage. We hear a lot of mixed reactions sense most don’t know if they either hate him or love him. Dean looks around at his packed arena as he makes his way down the ramp way. He slides into the ring and pulls out a microphone from is trench coat.
Erik Dean: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to War, I’m very happy to see that all of you have come out tonight to see our show. And most of you are wondering what I am doing out here I bet.
Phil: I know I am.
Erik Dean: Well, I was going to save this for the PPV, but I thought it would be best to come out tonight and announce this; At Inferno on October 15th, one month from now; A spectacular event that most have been wanting to see all year long. This event will start on the 15th and go all the way to November Reign IV. This Event, will be a tournament.
Steve: A tournament?
Phil: I wonder…
Erik Dean: That’s right folks, a tournament, but not just any tournament, this tournament has a few surprises, one of those being that in every match there is some sort of crazy hardcore stipulation… Ah… they keyword here would be Hardcore now wouldn’t it. Seeing as how the Hardcore champ is already entered, and any match that he is in there is a chance to become Hardcore champ… and so on and so on. But along with that… the winner of this goes to November Reign to face the champion, and along with that, the winner will be the 2004 King of the Deathmatch Tournament!
Steve and Phil: OH MY GOD!
Erik Dean: And this will be an exceptional year, seeing as how I will be extending out invitations to our affiliate federations for there superstars to join our little tournament. Should be as I have said, a spectacular event… That is all from me tonight, goodnight!
Phil: What an announcement!
Steve: It's time for our first contest!
Match Number
One
We come back from commercial and Vandal is standing in the ring.
Phil: The new up-and-comer Vandal is in the ring.
"Take me out" by Franz Ferdinand begins to play pumping over the speakers in the arena. After a few seconds a convoy enters with four muscular women in bikinis carry a sudan chair with Maharaja on it. Maharaja waves to the crowd and blows kisses. After a moment the sudan chair is leveled to the apron and Maharaja rises from the chair to stand on the apron. Maharaja makes a hand motion to the referee to lower the middle rope for him to enter. He steps through and in one fluid action raises his arms as a mass of boos erupt.
Steve: There is Maharaja!
Phil: Guess who's coming out next.
Steve: America's biggest loser... Mike Zybala.
Midnight Express by Giorgio Moroder plays on the loudspeaker. Mike Zybala is nowhere to be seen, until a large commotion is seen in the crowd. Mike Zybala appears from the crowd and gets in the ring.
Phil: That was odd.
DING DING DING. Vandal runs at Maharaja instantly, Mahara hip tosses him quickly. Maharaja bends down and puts Vandal in a choke hold, as Mike Zybala just backs up to the turnbuckle and laughs. Maharaja bounces off of the ropes, and hits Vandal with a big elbow drop. Vandal tries to roll out of the ring, but Rob Maharaja grabs his leg. Maharaja locks Vandal in an ankle lock, as Mike Zybala climbs up to the turnbuckle. Mike Zybala signals to the crowd, then leaps off of the turnbuckle and hits Maharaja with a missile dropkick.
Phil: Mike Zybala was using Maharaja the whole time!
Mike Zybala goes for a cover on Maharaja...
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Kickout!
Mike Zybala now locks Maharaja in a camel clutch. Maharaja reaches for the ropes, but cannot reach. Maharaja looks as if he is about to tap out when Vandal crawls over and punches Mike Zybala in the back of the head to break up the hold.
Phil: The match almost ended right there.
Vandal quickly lifts up Mike Zybala and kicks him in the stomach. Vandal then hooks his head between his arms, and hits him with the a DDT. Vandal hooks Mike Zybala’s leg for a pin.
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Kickout!
Steve: Maharaja somehow, someway manages to break up the pin!
Maharaja lifts up Vandal, and begins to hit him with a series of right hands. Maharaja now knees Vandal directly in the gut, lifts him up, and hits him with a massive powerbomb. Maharaja stands up and taunts to the crowd, as Mike Zybala slowly rolls over and puts his arm over Vandal.
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Phil: Mike Zybala just won it because Maharaja wasn’t paying attention!
Steve: Even more shocking... MIKE ZYBALA WON! Winner: Mike Zybala by Pinfall Backstage Segment The backstage area is shown and Megan the Monster is outside Connor MacDaddy's office. She gets herself psyched up, then kicks down the door. She runs in and sees Connor MacDaddy shaking hands with Erik Dean. He jumps out of his seat.
Connor MacDaddy: What the hell do you want?
Megan the Monster: Give me those damn photos!
Connor MacDaddy: Haha... doesn't work that way.
Megan the Monster: How about I beat the hell out of you?
Connor MacDaddy: You do, and I'll fine you obscene amounts of money.
Megan the Monster: I'll see you in court then!
Connor MacDaddy: What you fail to realize, is that I have the SFT legal tem backing me. The single best team in the entire world. You sue me, and it will be the last thing you ever do.
Megan the Monster: Listen here, you prick. If I can't beat you up, and I can't sue you. Then I want a match... at Fallout 4.
Connor MacDaddy: Nahh.
Megan the Monster: Are you chickening out?
Connor MacDaddy: No, I would just rather sit back and blackmail you. There is nothing you can do about it Megan. I'm you boss, I can do whatever I want.
Megan the Monster: You'll pay for this.
Connor MacDaddy: That's the wonderful part... I won't.
Megan flips Connor the middle finger and exits the room.
Connor MacDaddy: Jeez... what's up her ass?
Erik Dean: You can probobly get in pretty bad trouble for this, Connor.
Connor MacDaddy: Have you seen the pictures yet?
Erik Dean: ...no...
Connor opens a drawer in his desk and pulls out an several sheets of paper, he shuffles through them and shows one to Erik.
Erik Dean: Yowza.
Match Number
Two
Phil: It seems there has been an accedent over the weekend.
Steve: Yes... The Accountant was involved in a car accedent. The details are scetchy, but he is in the hospital.
Phil: He is in some rough shape, and is unable to compete.
Steve: Our condolances go out to him and his family.
Phil: Get well soon, Logan.
Winner: No Contest Match Three
The intro to "Lay Your Hands on Me" starts to play over the loud speaker and the fans know and hate who they are about to see. As Red, black, and silver pyro starts to fly, you can vaguely see a sillouette standing behing the wall of pyrotechnics. Bobby Love walks down to the ring accompanied by the lovely Selena who is holding a full lenth mirror that Bobby is checking himself in. The crowd is booing and jeering the couple the whole time they are walking to the ring. Bobby holds the rope so Selena can climb in. Once in the ring, Bobby walks arond posing for the crowd as he gives himself one last check in the mirror. Selena seductively removes Bobby's boa and jacket as the two kiss and Selena leaves the ring. Bobby stands leaned back in the turnbuckle with his arms crossed smurking at the crowd while he awaits the arrival of his opponent.
Chimpo the Chimp: Wieghing in at 244 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada... Bobby Love!
"I Got Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks plays and Cowboy Jacl Jones makes his way to the ring, slapping fans hands.
Chimpo the Chimp: Wieghing in at 200 pounds, from Oklahoma City, OK... "Cowboy" Jack Jones.
The bell goes and they both lock up. Bobby Love is the first to get the advantage by giving Jack Jones a hard right knee into the gut. Jack Jones holds his cut in pain but manages to remain on his feet. Bobby Love then runs and bounces of the ring ropes to hit a left foot to the face which finally sends Jack Jones down to his feed. Bobby Love then goes to legdrop Jack Jones, but he manages to roll out the way in time. All of a sudden Jack Jones rises to his feet and puts his hand up in the air with a huge grin on his face. He wobbles a bit but manages to stay on his feet.
Phil: Weebles Wobble, but they don't fall down...
Steve: Neither does Cowboy either!
Jack Jones picks up Bobby Love by the hair and performs a rather unconventional DDT. Bobby Love is now down on the mat but manages to pull himself to his feet and duck the running Jack Jones. As he comes of the other side of the rope he lands in a clothsline from Bobby Love which sends him back down to the ground. Jack Jones gets right back up and hits Bobby Love with an uppercut to the head. Then again but Bobby Love just hits back and the 2 men stand there exchanging blows. Jack Jones then manages to kick Bobby Love and performs a belly to back suplex which leaves Bobby Love holding his back in pain. Jack Jones then goes up to the top rope, wobbles around a bit and gets ready for one of his trademark moves, "Out to Graze"
Phil: Yee-haw!
Jack Jones comes flying of the top rope but returning the favor from before, Bobby Love manages to just move a little out of the way so he doesn't get the full brunt, but Jack Jones also hits himself on the turnbuckle and bounces off very hard.. Both men are now lying there motionless on the mat.
Steve: Cowboy flew off the ropes like he'd been bucked off a horse!
Phil: That was a lame comment.
Steve: ...you're a lame comment.
Phil: I'm a lame comment? Nice one.
Bobby starts to get to his feet and Cowboy gets up soon after him. Out of nowhere, he hits the Love connection! The both fall to the mat, and Bobby Love barely crawls over Cowboy for a pin.
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Phil: Good win by Bobby. Cowboy put up a great fight though.
Winner: Bobby Love by Pinfall Match Three
The lights lower and begin to flash purple and red. \"Humble Neighborhoods\" by Pink begins to play and the screen flashes various videos of Megan wrestling, speaking or hanging about. Megan slowly emerges from behind the black curtain and steps out on to the stage. She stands looking over the crowd as they cheer. She smirks and walks down the ramp looking at the signs and fans. She reaches the ring and walks around to the ring steps. She climbs in to the ring through the ropes and walks over to the announcer. Then she charges toward the closest turnbuckle. She jumps up the turnbuckle and growls. She jumps off and awaits her opponent while pacing the ring.
Chimpo the Chimp: The following is our MAIN EVENT, and is scheduled for one-fall, for the SFT TV Championship! Introducing first, from Aigburth, Liverpool, England... Megan the Monster!!
The arena is plunged into darkness, but a with a gold spotlight shining down on the stage directly in front of the video wall. The opening notes of "King Of My World" by Saliva echo over the arena's PA system, and as the song reaches it's first chorus, Christian Cage walks out and stands underneath the spotlight, with his back to the ring and to a deafening negative reaction (interspersed with "asshole" chants from the crowd). Cage stretches his arms out to his sides, level with his shoulders, so as to assume a crucifix position, and as he does so, it triggers a series of pyrotechnic explosions on either side of him. As the smoke from the pyro dies away, Cage turns to face the ring and begins a slow, purposeful strut down the aisle. When he reaches the ring, Cage slides underneath the bottom rope and proceeds to climb to the top of each of the four turnbuckles in succession, assuming the crucifix position again at the top of each. After climbing down from the last turnbuckle, Cage goes back to his corner and slowly removes his designer sunglasses, staring straight into the eyes of his opponent. Cage then removes the chain around his neck, and finally his black t-shirt, revealing his toned, muscular upper body.
Chimpo the Chimp: And her opponent, he is the SFT Television champion, from Miami, Florida... Christian Cage!!
The bell rings and Cage charges Megan. Megan steps to the side and tosses Cage hard into the corner. Cage bounces out and goes for a clothesline but Megan ducks and holds out his forearm hitting Cage in the stomach sending him head over heels and to the mat. Megan quickly picks Cage to his feet and throws him into the ropes. Cage bounces off and Megan nails him with a spine buster.
Steve: Megan has been on a roll as of late.
Phil: She won't be if she lets Connor MacDaddy get to her head.
Megan picks Cage to his feet and locks in a headlock. Christian tries to push Megan into the ropes but the hold is tightened. Megan than bulldogs Cage to the mat. Cage rolls to the outside and tries to regroup but Megan quickly slides out after him. Cage starts walking towards the announce table when he is grabbed by the hair from behind and yanks him to the floor.
Steve: And Megan refusing to let up.
Phil: Christian Cage needs to get his head in the game.
Megan starts to stomp away on Cage for a few and Cage is nearly motionless. Megan walks over beside the announce table and grabs a chair. She folds it up and lifts it high above her head. Suddenly Cage explodes up with a pipe he grabbed form under the ring and nails Megan in the midsection.
Steve: Christian hit Megan with a pipe!
DING DING DING!
Chimpo the Chimp: The winner of this match due to a DQ... Megan...
Connor MacDaddy: Woah Woah Woah!
Connor MacDaddy appears on the striketron.
Connor MacDaddy: Not on my show! This match will continue, and it is now a Hardcore Match!
Phil: Hardcore! Wooo!
Cage smiles drops the pipe and knees Megan who is leaning over right in the face sending her flying back to the barricade where her body falls and drapes over. Cage walks over and pulls Megan off the barricade dropping her on the floor next to the Spanish announce table. He pulls a monitor from the table and wraps the cord around it.
Phil: What’s he doing? He could end Megan’s career.
Steve: That’s exactly what out producer had in mind.
As Cage raises the monitor Megan sweeps his feet out from under him. Both compeditors lie on the mat but Christian Cage gets up first. He walks at Megan but Megan nails him with a sidekick sending Cage reeling backward. Megan than runs and leaves her feet as he nails a vicious clothesline to Christian Cage. Megan gets up and grabs the chair she had before. She raises it high and smashes it down on Christian Cage. She beats him with the chair for a few seconds before dropping it to the ground. Megan picks Cage up and rolls him into the ring. Megan takes her time getting into the ring and covers Christian Cage.
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Megan glances at the ref real quick before picking Cage to his feet. She tosses him into the corner and follows him into the corner with a knee to the midsection. Megan pulls him from the corner and delivers a hard body slam. Megan again covers Cage.
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Kickout!
Megan bounces off the ropes drops an elbow. Cage moves and Megan crashes down onto the canvas. Cage quickly hops up and goes to the top rope.
Steve: Big Leg-drop a coming!
Megan is up as Cage leaps off. Cage nails her with a massive top rope legdrop. Megan starts rolling around holding her neck, and rolls out of the ring. Megan hits hard and Cage holds his arms up in the ring. Megan starts to get up on the outside and Cage goes upstairs again.
Phil: What’s he doing?
Cage flies off and nails a cross body sending both of them crashing through the Spanish announce table. They both lay motionless for a second but Christian Cage starts to move. Cage slowly gets to his feet and he picks Megan up. He drags her over to the ring and rolls him inside. Cage slowly rolls in himself and tries to cover Megan.
Phil: What the hell is Bobby Love doing here?
Steve: He is the number one contendor for the TV title. Is he out here for Connor?
Phil: Who knows.
Megan starts to get up before Christian, out of nowhere Bobby Love nails Megan the Monster with a chair!
Phil: WHAT IS HE DOING!?
Megan falls over, and Bobby pulls Christian Cage over Megan for a cover.
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Phil: I can't believe it!
Winner: Christian Cage by Pinfall Closing Bobby Love walks away. When he is on the ramp, he looks back at Christian Cage getting handed the title. The two stare eachother down as the show comes to a close.
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