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BAM KAPOW! Green pyro explodes on the stage as WAR hits the airwaves.
Phil: Welcome to WAR!!!!! |
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- Match One -
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Phil: Well everyone the show is over goodnight!
Steve: What the hell crack head… Save that crap for later, we got a match going
on you fool! The arena darkens and you hear children say "Can you hear the voices?" throughout
the arena. A mellow guitar begins to play to a slow beat and red lights slowly
flash. Then "Last Serenade" begins to play and in a burst of pyro and light Fox
appears at the entrance. He slowly makes his way to the ring. The entrance clouds with smoke and South West Voodoo hits as The Great Malinko
makes his way through the fog to the ring. Referee Hendrix is in the ring now and signals for the bell to be rung and the
match begins! Quickly TGM throws around his weight and nails Fox with a right
back hand and then goes into a close-line. Fox however is quickly back to his
feet without struggling; TGM tries to send Fox back down to the mat, but Fox starts
fighting back with rights and lefts, soon fox has backed TGM into a corner and
then goes to work kicking him in the mid-sections. Fox then grabs a hold of TGM,
brings him back, and then runs him right back into the turnbuckle with so much
force that TGM falls back and lands on the mat. Steve: Both are trying really hard to knock the other out early on, so far I
say its about even, what do you think? Phil: I think… that I should have killed that bitch and slaughtered the town…
Steve: STOP PLAYING FABLE! Fox lifts TGM back to his feet, and it looks as if that might have been a mistake.
TGM fights his way out of Fox’s hold and lands a kick to the gut and grabs a hold
of him; then he lifts him up and drops him down with a jack-hammer and then quickly
turns it into a cross-face! Steve: WHAT a move! Phil: How many wives u got? Steve: What? You know I’m single… Phil: That’s to bad… I got 9 wives… and fucked them all… Steve: Its only a game Phil… there not real… Phil: That’s not true… there boobs bounce! Steve: DO they Phil?… Do they?! Fox is struggling to breath and is trying to get to the ropes, but TGM has a
good hold on Fox and he doesn’t seem to be going no place soon. Suddenly Fox gets
an outburst of power and pushes himself to the ropes! Hendrix quickly gets TGM
to break the hold and he steps back from Fox as he gets to his feet. TGM then
backs up a bit and is waiting to charge; Fox is now back to his feet and turns
around and TGM charges at Fox… But Fox quickly moves his feet and nails a spear!
Once down Fox starts hammering away at TGM! Phil: What a comeback! We look over to Steve, and we can see him talking, but we can no longer hear
him, suddenly we see Phil smirk as he holding a box cutter, and over to the side
we see Phil’s head-set has been cut off…. Back in the ring TGM has knocked Fox
off and is back to his feet. Fox strikes first and then grabs a hold of TGM and
tries to nail a Fireman's Carry, but TGM counters and hits a Tilt-a-Whirl. TGM
then gets back to his feet and lifts Fox up, Fox looking a bit dazed tries to
fight back but its no use… TGM then grabs a hold of Fox and hits another Tilt-a-Whirl.
TGM then goes for the pin… 1. 2.. 3… |
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- Match Two -
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Ayers and Skorchd are both in the ring as the bell rings. Skorchd makes the first
move with a sidewinder clothesline. Arsen is down, but a quick sweep of the leg
brings Skorchd down, Skorchd is up but Ayers with a quick DDT. Ayers takes control
with a figure 4, Skorchd is in pain.
Phil: Wow this could be it Skorchd is in agony but then smile? He lets the pain take him and turns the move on Ayers, Arsen breaks the hold quickly and both get up limping. Steve: This is turning into a painfest. Ayers tries a double axe handle and knocks Skorchd down, but Skorchd comes right back with a shoulder block. Skorchd with a dragon sleeper on Ayers. Ayers scrambles for the ropes and Skorchd has to break. Ayers with a mule kick, Skorchd isnt smiling now. Ayers with a bulldog as he covers but only gets a 2 pin. Phil: Light me up a cigarrette Skorchd with a reverse DDT. He covers the ref counts 1...2...kickout by Ayers. Skorchd tries aa elbow drop and Ayers gets out of the way. both men lay there on the ground slowly they get up. They gingerly get up and go around the ring siziing each other up. Arsen runs, Skorchd leap frogs Ayers. Ayers goes the ropes and flies off it, Skordhd lifts his arm and both men clothesline each other at the same time. Both men go down with a loud thud. The ref just stands there not sure what to do. He counts 1.2.3.4. Steve: Someone get up! the ref still counts 5.6.7.8. Phil: Up! 9.........and the ref counts 10 and calls for the bell. Steve and Phil in unison: Damnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Backstage, SFT Owner Kate Madison in in her office. In walks and uninvited guest... Mike Zybala.
Kate Madison: Oh shit... you are Connor's freind... right? Mike Zybala: Yeah. I'm his tag partner from EZ Mac, Mike Zybala. Kate Madison: What can I do for you Mike? You gunna return again, then never show? Mike Zybala: No... I want you to hire Connor back. Kate Madison: What? Hahaha. You're serious? Mike Zybala: You bet. Kate Madison: I'll tell you what, if you win a match tonight, I'll hire Connor back. Mike Zybala: Awesome! Kate Madison: Just wait by the entrance area, and I'll announce your match. Mike Zybala: Yeah! The scene cuts back to ringside. Phil: Mike Zybala... in a match? |
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- Match Three -
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Phil: Here we go again, folks. Another Rivals versus Forgotten match.
Steve: Have you noticed a lot of those lately? Phil: Yeah. It seems that the only people that the Forgotten are facing in big matches are those in the Rivals and Holocaust. Steve: Conspiracy? I think so. "Back to School" by The Deftones starts to play and the fans give a mixed reaction as the newcomer Cole Rutlan comes out from backstage. He looks out at the fans for a moment before walking straight to the ring. He slides in the ring and stares at the stage in anticipation for his opponent. Phil: He looks eager to do this. "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails plays and the fans boo. Lights flicker on and off a few times before the legendary Dave Van Dam walks out. Steve: Here comes the former eleven time SFW Champion! Phil: That's hardly an accomplishment. That means he lost the title eleven times, as well. Steve: Whatever. DVD ignores the fans and he runs down the ramp. The veteran slides in and immediately goes after Cole. The two brawl back and forth before Cole gets the upper hand and DVD slips out of the ring. After he shakes it off, he slides back in and gets stomped twice before the rookie sits on the top turnbuckle. Using the bottom rope as a platform, he jumps off with a double axe handle as soon as DVD gets up. Phil: What a quick rookie. He goes for the cover quickly, but DVD's instinct kicks in and he throws his foot on the bottom rope. The cover is invalid and Cole gets up. He pulls DVD up and the two lock up. In a test of strength, DVD overpowers the newbie and quickly delivers a snap suplex. As Cole starts to get up, DVD drops a knee on his neck, sending him back down. Steve: DVD's still got it! Phil: He sure does! With Cole lying on his back, DVD locks in a camel clutch. Cole looks like he's ready to tap, but he manages to grab the bottom rope. The referee tries to break up the hold and DVD gets pissed. He drops Cole and pushes the ref with one hand. Steve: Not a good idea. He gets scolded by the referee and then backs off. DVD pulls Cole up and sets him up for a powerbomb. As he lifts the rookie up in the air, he slips free and drops behind DVD. He shoulders DVD's lower back and drops him down with a reverse DDT. Cole Rutlan climbs to the top rope and drops a major elbow on Dave Van Dam's chest, obviously knocking the wind out of him. Phil: And the rookie goes for the cover! 1... 2... NO! Steve: DVD managed to kick out. Amazing! Rutlan grabs DVD and pulls him to the center of the ring. He then locks in an inverse dragon sleeper and cranks DVD's neck until he can hardly breath. DVD swiftly taps out and the bell sounds. Phil: I can't believe it! Cole Rutlan just beat Dave Van Dam! Steve: Why is that hard to believe? Phil: Shut up... "Back to School" starts again and Cole rolls out of the ring. He raises his arms high in the air as the scene fades... |
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The lights dim, and a cold click of a gun's hammer can be heard over the PA. "Weak and Powerless" by A Perfect Circle strikes up but nobody comes. Steve: It seems that Cyril Acheston hasn't shown up for War. Phil: What an idiot. How hard is to show for a show. The lights go out as the sound of rain plays over the speakers. as it slows down and stops, the ring is bathed in a light blue light as "it can't rain all the time" by Jane Sibbery plays but nobody comes to the ring. Steve: I can't believe this but nobody showed up. Phil: Looks like these losers Acheston and Cirio can't even show up |
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Genocide is seen walking the halls, preparing for his match. Behind him is the monster, Regiment.
Genocide: You ready, man? SFT Owner Kate Madison walks on screen. Genocide: What do you want? Kate Madison: I'm not here for trouble. I wanted to tell you two, that Shadow is trying to convince me to fire you two. Genocide: Shit... for the Will thing? Kate Madison: No, for the Aj Nin Red Rum thing. Genocide: ..... Kate Madison: I'm willing to let you stay if you help me out. Genocide: How? Kate Madison: I'll let you know after your match. Genocide: Thanks... wow... you are alot nicer than Connor. Genocide and Regiment walk towards the ring, as Kate smiles devilishly. |
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Adrenachrome" by Grade 8 begins to play and the lights flicker. Moments later,
the youngest SFT legend of all time walks out, followed by Regiment. The lights
continue to flicker as Genocide runs straight to the ring and he enters without
hesitation.
Steve: He comes Genocide, and behind him... Regiment!
"Now I Know" by Pennywise begins to start up over the PA. After a few moments, the crowd starts to get on their feet for Slash Slater. Slash taunts the crowd and with a rush of energy, rushes into the ring. He steps up onto the top turnbuckle and taunts the crowd. Genocide and Slater lock up. Genocide gets the advantage and hits a T-bone ddt. Genocide then immediately follows up by going to the top rope. Genocide then goes for the corkscrew moonsault but Slater moves out of the way. Slater then gets to his feet and helps out Genocide. Slater goes for the fisherman suplex ddt but Genocide escapes. Genocide then changes the hold into no bullshit. Slater only takes a second to tap-out. Phil: What a pathetic effort by Slater. Steve: Even sadder is the fact it only took five seconds for him to tap. |
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Kate Madison appears on the Strike-tron
Kate Madison: Genocide... di you like that warm-up. I have a real opponent for you and Regiment. Right now, Genocide and Regiment vs.... Mike Zybala! Mike Zybala stumbles out of the back, looking terrified, as Genocide and Regiment smile in delight. |
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Mike Zybala versus Genocide and Regiment [ Handicapped Match ] |
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Zybala is quickly taken down with DDT from Regiment. Regiment and Genocide start lying heavy kicks into Zybala and all he can do is cover up.
Phil: Mike is already getting his ass handed to him. Steve: Yes he is. Genocide quickly picks Zybala up only to slam him down to the mat with a suplex. Regiment begins to pummel Zybala with lefts and rights while Genocide goes to the outside, searching for something under the ramp. Steve: Genocide is going under the ring for something. Phil: Oh, a trash can. Steve: This can't be good Zybala. Genocide rolls the trashcan into the ring and Regiment quickly picks it up. He slams it right on Zybala's face. Zybala begins to bleed and rolls around in pain. Genocide throws a baseball bat into the ring. Phil: I think these boys came prepared. Steve: Genocide not have weapons? Ha. Regiment brings Zybala to his feet and proceeds to hold Zybala's hand behind his back while also holding him up. Genocide comes running in and slams the butt of the bat into Zybala's head twice. Regiment lets Zybala fall face down onto the mat while the two discuss their next move. Genocide makes a bit of a specutal, tossing his arms around and shaking his head around while Regiment just nods. Regiment picks Genocide up and sits him on the turnbuckle. Steve: Like they haven't done enough to this poor kid. Phil: Poor kid? Are you serious? Steve: Zybala is now sitting up on top of the turnbuckle unable to do anything. Genocide lays out the trashcan and Regiment picks Zybala up standing him up and while Geocide takes up the opposite turnbuckle. Regiment throws Zybala over his back and Zybala land perfectly on the trashcan. Genocide jumps off and lands Death From Above. Phil: Oh! That's not good. Steve: Genocide landed on the edge of the garbage can... Phil: That's nothing compared to Zybala right now. Steve: Zybala is bleeding and motionless on the trashcan. Geocide stands up, seemingly a little bit wobbly on his feet while grabbing his head. He starts screaming at Regiment, who quickly goes to the outside and starts retrieving objects, tossing an assortment of things into the ring. Steve: Holy shit, they'll pulling out every. Phil: Where's the kitchen sink... Genocide stands Zybala up and somehow he manages to stay standing up. Genocide quickly bounces off the ropes and clothes Zybala. He falls back hard on the garbage can and Genocide just comes back with a leg drop on Zybala's chest. Phil: This is a massacre. Regiment rolls back into the ring and picks up a street sign. He bangs it against the mat and Genocide looks up. He smiles and nods his head. Zybala is put back on his feet and Genocide picks up another street sign. Steve: This can't be good... Phil: Not at all. Genocide takes the first hit and Zybala goes flying to the side only to be hit by Regiment sending him back again. Genocide hits him again, then Regiment. The two then hit Zybala at the same time and he crumbles to his feet. The two begin laughing and the Genocide throws the stop sign on top of Zybala's head. Steve: Zybala is bleeding heavily from a large gash on his head. Phil: He's got to have brain damage from that. Steve: Like he already didn't? Phil: Genocide with a leg drop on to Zybala's face with the sign still on it. The two debate for a moment as to who will pin and Genocide quickly covers him without Regiment knowing. 1... 2... 3... Phil: Well, that was an easy win for those two. Steve: Defiantly. |
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The bell sounds and the match is underway. Both men get up. The fight begins as Legend and Mad Matt begin to trade punches between each other. Mad Matt blocks a right hand, and gives Legend a right, then left, and then another right sending him down to the mat hard. Legend gets up slowly as Mad Matt looks on with a smile. They lock up immediately, as Legend slaps on a side headlock. Legend moves the side into a chin lock, then snaps him over with a snap mare, and puts on a reverse chin lock, and puts the knee right into the spine. Legend pushes with all his might, as he pulls back on the chin. Releasing the hold, Legend gets Mad Matt to his feet and whips him to the ropes, nailing him with a running lariat. Mad Matt stagers foward as Legend does for a clothsline, but Mad Matt ducks and does a Missle Dropkick to Legend's back! Legend falls to his knees as Mad Matt locks n a sleeperhold! Before he can get in in good Legend nails Mad Matt with a knee to the groin!
Phil: Looks like Legend wants this win! Steve: But Mad Matt won't give up that fast! Legend shaking off the ealier attacks, gets to his feet, and pulls Mad Matt up, he hooks the waist and lifts and plants him with a belly to back side suplex. Legend puts Mad Matt in a hammerlock, lifts him up and slams him down on the arm. Legend rolls over and gets up quickly, Mad Matt pushing him back into the ropes, and whips him out, moving in, catching him with a knee to the gut that sends him end over end. Mad Matt takes the arm while Legend is on his face, and puts him into a hammerlock, jumping up and driving both knees into the arm and shoulder. Phil: Alot of action here tonight! Steve: Indeed! Both men stand to their feet, shaking off their ealier attacks.Legend is up quickly, and grabs Mad Matt driving a knee into the midsection. He leads him to the center of the ring, kicking him in the midsection, hooking him for a veritcal suplex, he cradles the leg and lifts him into the air, and then turns that into a brainbuster. Legend smiles and bends down, scratching Mad Matt's face untill it bleeds. Mad Matt grabs his face as Legend goes to the top rope, he comes down trying to do a diving head butt but Mad Matt rolls over causing Legend to fall flat on his face! Mad Matt goes for a pic as blood drip from his head. 1... 2... Kickout! Phil: One hell of a battle! Steve: Hells yeah! Mad Matt stands up slowy as does Legend. They both start exchanging punches, but Legend blocks and goes for the Legendary, Mad Matt reverses into the Urban Discipline! He goes for the cover 1... 2... 3! Phil: It's ovvaaa! |
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Havoc versus Ice [ Intercontinental Championship Match ] |
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Chimpo the Chimp: The following match is sceduled for one fall... and is for
the SFT Intercontinental Championship! Introducing first, the challenger... from
Nome, Alaska... Ice!
"Under Pressure" by Queen Featuring David Bowie plays over the PA system as Ice makes her way to the ring to chants of, "XCW, XCW". Chimpo the Chimp: and her opponent... he is from The City of Dis... and is the SFT Intercontinental Champion... Havoc! The arena goes dark and many prayers are said in low voices in latin simultaneously. Suddenly there is an explosion of fire as 'O Fortuna' begins playing. HaVoC steps out onto the ramp and moves his head to see all the fans and savor thier boos. He slowly walks to the ring and slides in. He hops onto one turnbuckle and (like egde) leans foreward with his arms at his side. Phil: Lets get it started it here! They walk the perimeter of the ring before the bell rings and with one big step from both, they hook up in the center of the ring. There is a struggle as they try and get the advantage over their opponent. Eventually, it is Havoc, the slightly heavier man, who gets free and pushes Ice back into the ropes. Instead of rebounding back, Ice grabs the ropes and sneers at Havoc. Ice stands her ground, keeping a cool face about her. Both of them meet again in the ring and hook up again. This time Ice quickly gains the advantage with an arm drag. And while Havoc gets to his feet, Ice goes against the ropes and as Havoc stands up and faces his opponent, Ice takes him over the top rope, sacrificing herself as well by following him over. Havoc falls to the floor below but Ice manages to fall onto the apron and remains virtually undamaged. Havoc rolls a couple of time over to the bottom of the ramp after falling from the ring, but quickly gets up, like there is some pride in doing so. He fails to see Ice leap off the apron with an impressive Asai moonsault until the very last second though, but tries with lightning quick reactions to move out of the way, however, even that proves not to be enough. Ice crashes into Havoc and they both land on the ramp! Havoc’s attempt to move meant that Ice was just as affected from the move as Havoc was though and it is Havoc who somehow manages to get up first. He lifts Ice up to her feet and tries to roll her back into the ring, but Ice puts her foot up into the apron and refuses to budge. Ice then tries to slam Havoc’s head into the apron, but Havoc puts his hands down first. With haste, Havoc strikes out with an elbow to Ice’s chest. Then he hooks Ice up and hits a Russian leg sweep. Havoc gets up again, as does Ice, and after an exchange of punches, Havoc gains the upper hand with a kick to the gut followed by snap suplex. Havoc swings round and gets up to his feet without breaking the hold. He hits a second suplex on Ice and slowly gets up for a third successive suplex, but as Havoc tries to lift Ice up, he hooks his leg around Havoc’s leg. Ice escapes the hold and tackles Havoc into the steel post! Steve: Whoa, man! That must have hurt. Phil: These two have been straight wrestling, I smell a match of the week! Meanwhile, Ice had thrown Havoc into the ring. Havoc showed no reluctance because as soon as Ice rolled in after him, Havoc helps himself to a pin attempt with a small package. 1..... 2..... Kickout! Ice catches on to what Havoc was doing and kicked out with force. She stands up quickly and lays some boots in on the downed Havoc. Havoc shows little resistance until he grabs one of Ice’s feet as he tries to lay down another stomp. He keeps the hold as she gets up to his feet. A sneaky Ice tries to hit an enzuguri but an expecting Havoc ducks. Ice down now on her back tries to kick out again but Havoc only grabs her other foot and slides her into the middle of the ring, adjusts his grasp on Ice and locks in Boston crab. The move seems to be more for Havoc’s enjoyment, seeing Ice squirm in agony underneath him. The fans love it though. They scream for Ice to not give up. Suddenly, Ice stops resisting, stopping an attempt to reach the ropes. Instead she starts trying to push his legs down to the ground, loosening Havoc’s grip on him. Eventually the technique works and Havoc stumbles forward into the second rope. He seems hung up, but Ice is hurting too much to act on the opening. Both of them get up again, but Ice is the one who hits a roundhouse kicks to Havoc’s thigh, followed by a superkick to his jaw. Havoc still on his feet falls back but tries to storm forward. The attempt fails and Ice hooks Havoc up. Steve: Ice-Pick Piledriver! Ice went to hit her finishing move out of no where, but Havoc was quicker and dropped to the mat with an arm breaker. Phil: Awesome reversal! They both lie there on the mat, breathless. Neither man seems able to get a good advantage over the other, as both seem so evenly matched. They both get to their feet again at the same time. Ice charges at Havoc, tries a jumping clothesline, misses and Havoc turns around to hit a stiff clothesline to Ice’s neck. Steve: Is Ice okay? After the impact, Ice slumped to the mat and collapsed in a pile. Even is Havoc is surprised and her breaks charcter a little bit. Ice fails to move as Havoc taps her to check up on her. Havoc looks up to call out for EMTs, but out of no where, an ‘injured’ Ice stabs Havoc in the eye with a thumb and rolls him up with her own pin attempt. 1.... 2.... Kickout! Phil: Don't see that often, Ice was playing possum! Steve: She really wants the IC title! Ice stands up, flustered. She picks Havoc up and goes to hit him with a ‘Ice Pick Piledriver’ but with an uproar of boos from the fans, Havoc reverses and pushes Ice, ans she accedentally hits the ref! He goes behind and hits the Decide! He covers. Phil: The worthless referee is down! Havoc calls for another ref to get down to the ring, and when one finally does, he covers again. 1..... 2..... Kickout! Steve: So damn close! Both lie on the floor and slowly get up. They exchange more blows and Havoc gets the upper hand once again. He traps Ice in a DVD position and prepares to drop her, but before the move gets hit, Ice struggles out, and drops to the mat, pinning Havoc with a crucifix pin. 1..... 2..... Kickout! Havoc, still with momentum on his side, was able to kick out easily. But the reversal also gives Ice a second wind too. Both of them stand and both bounce off the ropes. Both duck their initial attacks and grab onto the ropes. Steve: These two just don’t seem to be able to out match their opponent. Then, for some reason, Havoc walks up to Ice, smacks her hard with a vicious right fist, throws himself up against the ropes, hits a head-scissors take over, and gets up using the ropes. He starts the climb the turnbuckle closest to where Ice is lying and wastes little time before leaping up. Havoc hits a perfect moonsault on Ice, but he bounces off with the force of the move and doesn’t have the energy in him to pin. He slowly gets up, knowing Ice would kick out of the move and picks her up. He slaps Ice, perhaps to confuse her, perhaps to humiliate her. Then he lifts her up with a suplex like move, drops Ice over the ropes, and holds her there. Havoc hooks Ice’s head under his arm and with amazing speed, drops to the mat, dragging Ice off the ropes and directly onto his head with an amazing collision that makes a phenomenal noise throughout the arena. Even the crowd begins to cheer, knowing that Havoc has this match won. Havoc covers 1..... 2..... Kickout! Steve: Woah!? How did she kick out of that? Phil: I don’t know! Ice barely got a shoulder up, but that was enough. She holds his head after Havoc rolls off him and gets to his feet. Havoc struggles to lift an uncooperative Ice to her feet, but finally whips her into the ropes. Miraculously, Ice leaps, grabs onto the ropes temporarily, and springboards off them, then going on to hit an amazing moonsault on Havoc. Ice gets up onto her feet, only because of the momentum the move gave him, and approaches the turnbuckle with a clear sluggishness. But she manages to climb to the top rope nonetheless. The fans cheer Havoc, but with the very last ounce of his strength, Ice leaps off the turnbuckle and hits a legdrop directly onto Havoc. She covers... 1..... 2..... Kickout! Ice gets up and shakes it off, Havoc stubles to his feet, but can hardly stand. Ice pulls down her two arms, in the universal sign for a piledriver. She catches a glimpse of the Strike-tron. Phil: What the hell? The picture on the striketron shows a picture of Will Schrog, aka, Aj Nin Red Rum. Under neath the picture it says "rest in peace". The crowd erupts in a "X-C-W, X-C-W" chant as a sign of respect. Ice looks at the Strike-tron, holding back tears. Havoc then comes from nowhere and school-boys Ice for a pin. 1..... 2..... 3!!! Phil: WHAT!? Steve: Havoc just stole this match from Ice! Phil: Show some respect, Havoc! |
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Havoc looks up and sees the picture now. His eyes grow wide as he sees Ice looking
back to Havoc. Havoc holds his hands up to say, "Sorry". He then slides out of
the ring quick and grabs his IC title as the crowd fades to the tribute on the
Strike-tron.
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