A blast of greet pyro shoots off from the entrence way as the camer zooms in on Phil and Steve.

Phil: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to WAR!

Steve: Yeah...X Fraction and Regiment are already in the ring for some reason....

Suddenly "Vile" by The Melvins hits the pa.

Phil: Wait a second...Nirvana isn't scheduled to be here tonight...

The arena goes dark green as Nirvana steps from behind the ring curtain with a mic in hand.

Steve: But he is! Look, Phil, It's our world champ!

Phil: Don't remind me

Nirvana: Now, I bet you're all scratching your heads in wonder, aren't you? You see, it's not common for a man such as myself to come among the filth...but today is special. At around eight this morning Madison called into the SFT offices and let Shadow know that her plane was held up. Sadly, all of Shadow's staff was already busy with the PPV. It was either find a new producer or cancel the show. Ladies and gentlemen, I am your new producer...for the time being.

Steve: Oh my god!

Phil: Yes!

Nirvana: Who better to run the show than your new God? Well, as you can tell, I've already called X Fration and Regiment to the ring.

Nirvana points towards the ring where X Fraction is pacing back and forth.

Nirvana: Look around yourselves, children.

The two men scan the ring, noticing the ropes have been replaced with barbedwire.

Nirvana: That's right, on my show...there is no mercy. Each match tonight will have the very special stip of barbedwire ropes. It's the start of a new era, my children, an era in violence.

Nirvana drops the mic as his theme music plays, leaving us to the first match.

X Fraction vs Regiment.

Steven: Oh my god! What kind of a madman is he!

Phil: He's no mad man, no...he's a genius!

Ding Ding Ding.

X Fraction and Regiment circle each other as the bell rings in the background. X is quick to rush at Regiment, but the big man grabs him by the neck when he does. X, however, uses his speed to quickly break the hold and once again circle the big man.

Steve: Just looking at that barbed wire and knowing that at any time either man could make one wrong move and end up cut to pieces....it makes me cold.

Phil:WE WANT BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111eleven

X fraction quickly hooks it up with Regiment. Regiment is quick to pick X up above his head.

Steve: What power!

Regiment looks towards the barbedwire as the fans go wild!

Steve: NO!

With a grin, regiment tosses X Fraction on top of the barbed wire! X Fraction falls backwards as blood drips frm his chest. Regiment follows up by bending down and choking X Fraction with both hands as the fans go rabid!

Phil: And the fans go wild!

X Fraction kicks up quickly, hitting Regiment in the back of the head. X Quickly stands to his feet and dropkicks regiment! X puts Regiment in an arm grapevine submission. Regiment climbs to his feet. Regiment pokes X in the eye with his thumb. A snap mare takes X down. X short clothslines Regiment. Now X is standing. X leg sweeps Regiment. X quickly picks up Regiment and hits a DDT! He's not done yet, though, as he picks him up and hits another powerfull DDT!

Steve: X is dominating!

X once again picks up Regiment and this time moves over by the barbed wire ropes! With on quick move he DDT's Regiment into the ropes! Regiment is busted open! X looks down on regimant with a laugh and bends down besides him. He begins to tear into the open wound on Regiment's head!

Phil: BLOOD!

X stands back up and turns towards the crowd to taunt...the fans go wild, but not for X! Regiment is somehow back up! X looks back with horror in his eyes! Now Regiment standing. X executes a swinging bulldog on Regiment driving his face into the mat. Regiment gets back to his feet, again! Regiment rushes towards X and locks him in a full nelson and slams him to the mat. X on the mat, and Regiment with a measured fist drop. Regiment moves back to his feet. X gets up. A groogy side kick by X turns the match around by knocking Regiment to the mat, finaly. X stomps hard on Regiment. X picks up Regiment once again...the crod starts to go wild as they looks towards the ring ramp!

Phil: Oh my god!

Steve: It's Jared Mayer with Ms.Black!

Jared hits the ring as X looks at him in defiance. Ms.Black smiles and tosses a quarter staff to Jared! Out of nowhere though, he blindsides X in the side of the head with the blunt end of the staff! X is down holding his head and blood starts to flow from his head. Jared looks down on X as Black grins sadisticly. Jared stomps on X one good time as he leaves the ring with Black.

Steve: On my god!

Regiment is bck up and looks down on X with a grin. He picks X up by the neck, but to his suprise X fights out!

Phil: What amazing power! X is bleeding and still able to fight out!

X picks up regiment, showing great strength, and hits THE FEAR FRACTION!

1........2..................3.... X FRACTION WINS!

After the match...

Regiment is back up and about to fight with X again as a fan hits the ring with a chair, he quickly hit Regiment knocking him to the ground!

Fan: That's for Will!<.p>

Phil: Is that...KYLE MRPHY!

X comes after Kyle who quicly Super kciks him to the floor as the fans cheer!

Meanwhile, backstage, in the office of Kate Madison..

Nirvana: Fox and Knife are up next, I'm switching the card around.

Back by the ring...

Steve:Hmm...seems Nirvana put his stable mate in the main event.

Phil: I told you he's a genius...

Steve: No, I think he's just abusing his power.

Phil: Anyway...Fox and Knife are already in the ring...so...

Steve: Yeah...great...another barbed wire match...lets just go to the ring before I throw up.

Fox vs Knife.

Fox locks up with Knife he tosses him off of him with ease.

Steve: Looks like Fox is out of shape...

Fox slowly gets to his feet, clutching his back as Knife taunts him. The two begin exchanging right hands. First Fox, then Knife. Back and fourth they go, neither one giving up. Knife musters enough strength to knock Fox down to the mat. The crowd cheer as Fox gets right back up. Kinf picks up the Forgotten Member and drops him back down with a scoop slam. Fox rolls away from Knife, trying to regain control of the match.

Steve: One hell of a match so far!

Fox and Knife once again lock up, this time, Knife locking in the headlock. Fox pushes Knife to the ropes. Knife bounces back and shoulder thrusts Fox to the mat. Knife then races for the ropes again, coming back around and kneeing Fox in the stomach! Knife than picks up Fox and drivs him head first into the barbed wire ropes! Knife than bends down and slaps Fox a few times, once again picks him up, and drives him into the barbed wire again. Knife goes for a pin!

1...2...Kick out!

Fox somehow kicks out! Kinfe looks down on him with anger and picks him up again this time taking him to the top rope! DEMISE OF SANITY!

1...2...3

Steve: On to the next match..

Agent Orange vs Cole Rutlan

This Fire" by Franz Ferdinand begins to play pumping over the speakers in the arena. After a few seconds Agent Orange arrives. Agent Orange just looks at the ring. Orange slides under the bottom rope and goes to his corner. There he falls back leaning against the turnbuckle.

Phil: Agent ORANGEEEEEEEEE!

The sound of pins and aluminum things hit the floor as "Stitches" by Orgy's opening beats start. Rutlan steps out wearing his pattented red boxing shorts. He quickly enters the ring.

DING DING DING.

Orange uses a snap mare takeover on Cole. Cole stands back up, unfazed.

Phil: He's gonna have to do better than that!

Cole hits a left hook on Orange he staggers backwards. Cole hits a quickt right underhook, which Orange ducks and granbs Cole! He than slams Cole into the barbedwire, ripping open his back.

Steve: Carnage...

Cole stands up, holding his back as Orange rush towards him. Cole quickly ducks and send Orange over the ropes. The barbed wire scrapes at his chest as he goes over the ropes. The man stands there, on the outside of the ring, just looks down as the blood, flows. With great anger, he rushes back into the ring ans comes face to face with Cole, who is watching amused.

Phil: Cole seems to be enjoying himself.

Orange goes for a right hook of his own, connecting and sending blood flying out of Cole's mouth. AS he looks back at Orange, he is blindsided by a russian leg sweep!

Steve: A classic fight from these two rookies.

Orange bends down and locks in as sleeper hold. Cole tries to fight out but Ornage has it locked in good. AS Cole fights, the hold gets stifer.

Phil: Sleepr hold, classic move.

Cole quickly stands to his feet and somehow powers out, but Orange still manages to get the upper hand. Orange sends Wole to the corner of the ring. He takes some time to taunt the fans asn he rushes towards him, Cole is quick to move though causing the barbed wire to pierce Orange's stomach! AS Orange wipes the blood from his stomach, Cole grabes a wad of barbed wire and wraps it around his hand!

Phil: Cole has that barb-wire!

Eteve: What's he gonna do?

Cole smiles, and belts Orange in the face with a barb-wire wrapped hand. As he falls to the mat, we can see blood pouring out of the puncture wounds in his face. He gets up slowly, and is knocked flat with a barb-wire uppercut! Blood forms small puddles on the mat as Cole picks orange up. Orange screams in agony as Cole rakes the barb wire across his eyes, and again across his face.

Phil: I think we have your answer!

Steve: Tell me when I can look!

On the mat, Orange screams in agony, clutching his face. Cole goes for a sleeper, locking it in tight. However, he doesn't maintain this position long, choosing instead to bite the poor man's ear. Orange screams in pain, flailing around, trying ANYTHING to remove the hold. Fingers find the soft flesh of the eyes, but, unphased, Cole locks the bite in tighter. The pain being too much, Orange taps like a woman. Cole relinquishes the hold, spitting a bloody wad onto the mat.

Phil: SFT's own Mike Tyson!

Steve: Yay, Mike! I KNEW you'd win again!

Backstage

Nirvana is looks into the camera as we watch.

Nirvana: Well, there we have it...WAR! And I just have one thing to say....

Nirvana holds up a bloody hand.

Nirvana: Thanks for stopping by!