BAM! BAM! KAPOW! WAR kicks off the air with massive green fireworks. Chimpo the Chimp is in the ring and introduces us all.

Chimpo the Chimp: Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to Wednesday Night WAR! Tonight, WAR present's a very special show from the nation's capitol... Capitol Punishment!

Phil: Very special indeed... we have three rookie matches and three title defenses.

Steve: Also, a brand new induction into the SFT Hall of Fame! Who do you think it is, Phil?

Phil: It's probobly me! Tonight is truley a night for the past, present, and future of SFT!

Steve: Let's get this show on the road!


Timpist Blood versus Ray Cross 
[ Singles Match ]

Chimpo the Chimp: The following match is sceduled for one fall! Introducing first... from Duluth, MN... Ray Cross!

All is pitch black and silent in the stadium. Then the thundering sound of a slow beating heart is projected loudly around the arena as the lights are brought to bear on a lone figure standing at the top of the ramp. Pyro\'s fire off and, "Hey You Nice Shot" by Filter begins to play as he tosses his cigar to the ground and stomps it out before making his way defiantly to the ring. He has tuned out the fans and his concentration is unshakable.

Chimpo the Chimp: and his opponent... from Thessalonica, Greece... Timpist Blood!

Music comes as an enormous crowd begins to boo. The lights dim as variously around the arean white lights flicker randomly seemingly lightening struck as the sound of thunder rumbled the arean and a flaming arc lights overhead. Out walks Cory Marix and Timpist Blood, caring the red and black steel chair. They stare out at the booing crowd. Marix gestures towards them insults. Timpist\'s eyes are fixed on the ring. They stop where the ramp meets the ground and Timpist throws his chair into the ring. He turns back towards doing some schizo jestures towards himself. Timpist walks up the ramp and enters the ring.

Phil: Let's roll!

The match starts with a series of kicks, first to the shin, then the abdomen and finally to the side of the head. Ray Cross stumbles back into the ropes and with the assistance of a clothesline from Timpist Blood, he topples over the top to the ground. Ray then rolls to the bottom of the ramp but quickly gets back up. He watches Timpist Blood in the ring looking down at him and smirks. He taunts Timpist, who seems to ignore him to start with, but quickly jumps up over the top rope, onto the apron and leaps off to hit a flying clothesline! But Ray Cross dodges, grabs Timpist Blood’s arm and brings him hard onto the ramp. Blood favours his arm but both men make it back into the ring before the count of 10. Ray Cross gains the upper hand to start off with. As Timpist Blood gets to his feet, he grabs him by the throat with both hands and turns around to the centre of the ring. However, before he can drop Blood, the he pulls himself in towards Ray Cross and the two collide heads. Ray Cross drops Timpist Blood to the mat lacking the full force of a well performed two handed chokeslam while Ray Cross turns around holding his head. Timpist Blood slides across the mat towards Ray Cross and rolls him up with a school boy pin.

1...

2...

Kickout!

Steve: These two rookies are showing us what they've got!

Ray Cross gets up angry. Immediately he brings Timpist Blood down with a hard clothesline, then as he gets right back up, a couple of hard chops before whipping him in the ropes. Cross goes for a big boot to the face, but Timpist dives, crashing into his shin, bringing his opponent down onto his face. Timpist Blood tries quickly to capitalise, trying to lock in a Mexican Surfboard, but Ray Cross rolls onto his side. They both get up to their feet. Timpist Blood is the man who first tries to offend. He deliberately runs past Ray Cross, rams a knee into his back. Both go down to the mat, but Timpist Blood flips back up and drops an elbow drop over to where he just made contact with Ray Cross' back. Both men stay down, Cross on his front, Timpist Blood sitting, trying to gather some breath.

Phil: Damn, I love good rookie matches. These guy's could be the future of SFT!

Ray Cross slowly gets up to his feet, somehow manages to brush off Timpist Blood while he tries to hit a judo toss, then jumps and stomps on his throat. He kicks Timpist Blood around the ring until he eventually gets up, then he kicks him in the gut, brings him down to a gutwrench position, lifts him up over one shoulder so he looks up to the ceiling and holds the position. He starts bobbing on the spot, wrenching Timpist Blood’s back over his shoulder then in one movement, Ray Cross falls to his knees, performing a move that looks like it will surely break Blood’s back as his spine is bent to extreme angles. The fans cheer at the sight of the move, but Ray Cross can’t capitalise. The move takes a lot out of him as well.

Steve: Wow, he hurt himself, but it must have been worth it!

Somehow Timpist Blood stirs, rolls onto his back and starts his slow ascent to his feet. Meanwhile Ray Cross is back on his feet and climbs to the second rope. He turns and waits for Timpist Blood. Cross eventually jumps off when he’s prepared and goes to hit an axe handle smash, but it barely comes close to hitting Timpist Blood who raises a leg to meet Ray Cross groin. Timpist Blood quickly stands back, hooks up his head and drops a huge DDT. Blood doesn’t cover yet though, the move wrenched his back. Timpist Blood gets up, bows and starts shouting at Ray Cross to get up. Cross is met with three kicks to the shin, a Karate jab to the face and then a step back, followed by a Superkick! The move hurts Timpist Blood’s back as much as it does Ray Cross’s face. Blood stumbles back into the ropes and tries hard to lift himself back up. The match is losing it’s pace, but the fans start up a “Roo-kie! Roo-kie!” chant to get them going again. It seems to spur them both on into fighting. Both wish to win. Timpist Blood still can’t get free, so Ray uses this as a chance to pick up a great chance for a win. Revenge from before, Ray Cross plunged a knee into Timpist Blood’s groin, but he still doesn’t stray from his position hung up against the ropes.

Phil: Ouch!

Steve: Why isn't the ref DQing him?

Phil: The ref is laughing!

Steve: Haha... it is sorta funny.

Ray Cross pulls him away. Lifts him up quickly for a powerbomb, drops him once, lifts him again, feels a pang in his leg and drops him a second time. This time he tries quickly to hook up Timpist Blood in the Sharpshooter knowing he would not be able to last long with his back tought.

Phil: Ray Cross is trying desperately to get Timpist Blood in the Sharpshooter!

Hurt from the powerbombs, Timpist Blood struggles to fight off Ray Cross, but he doesn’t seem able to shake him off. Ray Cross too is struggling to lock in the move. Timpist Blood keeps moving his leg, keeping it out of Ray Cross reach. They seem to have reached a stalemate until Timpist Blood kicks out straight into Ray Cross shin. Ray Cross drops into the center of the ring. Timpist Blood waits a few seconds, before being hit with a brain wave. He clambers around, stands up and rapidly locks Ray Cross up into a figure four leg lock!

Phil: Figure-4! I love that move!

Cross starts riving in pain. After about a whole minute of riling in pain, he seems to have passed out, and the ref counts him as a pin.

1.....

2.....

Kickout!

Phil: He's alliiiiive.

Cross starts to scream in pain... he realizes he has no other choice... and taps out.

Phil: My god, this match was insane!

Steve: Awesome job to both men.

Phil: Yes, but Timpist Blood wins his first match here in SFT. Hopefully many more come.



- Match Two - 
Peter Steele versus Precious versus The Black Ninja
[ Triple Threat Match ]
 

Phil: I've just been informed that Peter Steele is not in the building... so I guess that makes this a one on one match.

Chimpo the Chimp: The following match is sceduled for one fall! Introducing first... from Detroit, MI... The Black Ninja!

the lights turn to black lights as Jumpsteady's "Thirteenth Skull" begins to play... the crowd wears an overall puzzled expression as no one comes from the entrance... suddenly sounds like brawling begin to erupt as Black Ninja appears from the crowd, jumping over the guard rail... he then walks to the ring and slides in, only to jump from his back to his feet with his catlike reflexes... lights resume their normal color as Ninja awaits his opponent...

Chimpo the Chimp: and his opponent... from Greenwich, CT... Precious!

Im Good At Being Badd by TLC plays over the PA as Precious runs to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. She and Black Ninja stare each other down. Black Ninja laughs, and looks to pieface her to the canvas but she grabs his arm, and drops him to the mat in a cross armbar. She wrenches back, looking to increase the pressure on the arm, but The Black Ninja scrambles to the ropes and the hold is broken. Precious jumps to her feet, and allows The Black Ninja to get to his, before smiling sweetly at him. Black Ninja rushes at her, and shoves her to the canvas, and the crowd screams as he tries to clamp some exotic submission early in the contest. But Precious is able to reverse it. Again both athletes get to their feet, the crowd laughing as The Black Ninja requires the assistance of the ropes. He stares over at Precious, as she shuffles from side to side on her feet like a boxer. He charges in looking for a clothesline, but she ducks. He turns and wham!, a swift kick to the groin followed by a falling front russian leg sweep which knocks The Ninja to the mat again, and it's clear that The Black Ninja is absolutely furious! He gets to his feet again, and is again greeted by Precious shuffling, swinging a few imaginary punches into the air. Suddenly she shoots off the ropes...Spinning heel kick! She connects with another big time shot to the head, and goes for the cover!

1.....

2.....

Kickout!

Precious stands tall, and the crowd starts chanting her name, as The Black Ninja once more gets to his feet, and now gets right in the face of his female adversary. He reaches back, and slaps her hard about the face! The crowd can't believe it, and boo intensely! Black Ninja isn't done, he grabs her head, and forces it between his legs. She struggles, but can't free herself, particularly when Black Ninja starts gyrating his hips, and pelvic thrusting!

Phil: Hot Ninja Action!

Steve: Down, boy.

A more fervent 'Precious' chant goes up, and Precious tries desperately to free herself, but she can't! Black Ninja lifts her up and nails her with three grotesque powerbombs. Precious' 135 lbs body was damn near driven through the mat three times, and she looks completely unconscious, as The Black Ninja stands over her broken body! He drops into a quick pin

1.....

2.....

Kickout!

The crowd explodes as Precious somehow gets a shoulder up! But unlike previously, Black Ninja doesn't seem to be overly pissed off, rather pleased that he has the opportunity to continue beating on her. He lifts her to her feet, then places her on the top turnbuckle, before climbing to the second rope himself, looking for a superplex! But running on sheer adrenaline and determination, Precious tries desperately to fight out of the hold! Somehow she shoves Black Ninja down from the corner. She stands on the top rope, she jumps...SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! She just pulled off one of the highest risk moves in the business, but she can't go for the cover! She is crouched in the corner, clutching her midsection, trying to catch her wind. Finally she makes a lunge, and gets an arm over Black Ninja

1.....

2.....

Kickout!

Phil: What a move that was, and she is so unlucky not to have got the win right there!

Steve: But after all that, it's The Black Ninja who's first to his feet!

Black Ninja shakes the cobwebs loose, then looks down at Precious, who is lying on her stomach, barely moving after expending the last of her energy making the cover. Using the pants of her ring attire, he drags her up, and tries to haul her onto his shoulders, looking for a DVD, but she rolls off them again! Black Ninja quickly gives Precious a roundhouse kick and she goes down. The Black Ninja hauls her up again, before hitting her with a Sickness Unto Death, crushing her face on the mat!

Phil: Ouch! That's Black Ninja's finisher!

Steve: It's ovaaaa!

The Black Ninja has the match won because Precious is completely unconscious, but as the crowd begin a thunderous 'Black Ninja sucks' chant, he snaps, and slaps on an ankle lock, feverishly trying to snap her ankle! The pain has a reviving effect on Precious, but she's in the middle of the ring, and has what must seem like miles to to reach the bottom rope. She reaches in vain, and Black Ninja laughs, standing up to gain more leverage on the hold but this gave her the chance she needed! The increased distance between her and Black Ninja enables Precious to roll out of the ankle lock, and onto her feet but Black Ninja still has her foot...and Precious hits an enziguri! both competitors are down!

Phil: What a match this is! Precious is refusing to quit!

Black Ninja is up first, then Precious. Out of nowhere, The Black Ninja gives Precious a sharp kick to the back of the head, a move known as Schlafentod! Black Ninja goes for the pin.

1.....

2.....

3!!

Phil: Woo! The Black Ninja wins his first match in SFT!


- Match Three - 
Dagny Sophia versus Bryan Statis
[ Standard Match ]

Phil: Dagny Sophia is already in the ring. Who's he facing anyways?

Steve: Ummmm... *looks at card* Oh shit...

Phil: What?

Steve: Bryan Statis!?

The synth opening to "Fractured Millenniu" by Hypocrisy starts up on the arena\'s PA, and the lights dim down. A spotlight is focused on the stage, and when the band comes in, Bryan steps out from behind the curtain and makes his way toward the ring. He grabs hold of the middle rope and pulls himself up onto the apron. If he's the first one in the ring, Bryan walks toward the opposite side of the ring and leans against the ropes crucifix style and stares at his opposition.

Phil: I can't believe my eyes!

The bell rings and Statis rushes Dagny and spears him. He picks him up and hits the recall!

Phil: Jesus! That looked painful!

Statis locks in his submission knows as the Lockdown and Dagny taps.

Phil: Wow... Bryan Statis wins his first official SFT match!

Steve: He just sent a big message to everyone in the back.

 

- Match Four - 
The Great Malinko versus Burton Edwards
[ No DQ Television Title Match ]

Chimpo the Chimp: The following match is scheduled for one-fall... and is a No DQ match for the SFT Television Championship! Introducing first... from Parts Unknown... The Great Malinko!

The entrance clouds with smoke and South West Voodoo hits as The Great Malinko makes his way through the fog to the ring.

Chimpo the Chimp: and his opponent... the reigning SFT Television champion... Burton Edwards!

The arena lights cut out, and two jets of smoke begin to cover the stage as Fear Factory's 'A Therapy For Pain' begins to play over the speakers. As the guitars kick in, four pillars of fire erupt on either side of the stage, as Burton Edwards walks out through the smoke onto the stage, his manager Jack Washington standing behind him. He surveys the arena, before slowly making his way towards the ring. As Washington makes his way to the side of the ring, Edwards steps through the ropes and stands with his back to the stage, before dropping to one knee and raising his head to the rafters, as the stage is illuminated by an explosion of red and orange flames that forms the shape of a crucifix. As the lights return to normal, Edwards removes his coat and passes it to his manager.

Phil: Woooooo!

DING DING DING! They begin to circle the ring. After a lap, they eventually lock up in the ring. Both men try to out power each other, but neither man is able to. They then both give up and release the lock up. TGM smirks as Edwards looks on furious. Edwards then runs towards TGM who is close to a turnbuckle. TGM sidesteps Edwards to goes front first into corner. As Edwards steps back, TGM bounces off of the ropes off to the side of Edwards and then takes him down with a spear. TGM goes for the pin.

1...

2...

Kickout!

TGM looks at the referee who reassures him it was two. TGM then gets up as Edwards begins to follow suit grabbing his ribs in the process. TGM see’s Edwards get up and bounces off of the ropes behind him and goes for clothesline on Edwards, but Edwards ducks as TGM bounces off of the ropes again, and when he returns to Edwards, Edwards spinebusters him. Edwards goes for a pin himself.

1...

2...

Kickout!

Edwards hits the mat three times as a signal for a 3 count.

Phil: Awesome start!

Both men get up, Edwards holding his ribs and TGM his back. Edwards then throws a right hand at TGM. TGM retaliates and throws a harder punch, into the ribs of Edwards. Edwards immediately grabs his ribs. With this, TGM immediately grabs Edwards’s left arm and throws him to the ropes. When Edwards return, TGM goes for a Flapjack, but Edwards hits a high knee to the face of TGM. Edwards then lays a boot to the chest TGM. He then brings TGM back up to his feet. He then picks up TGM in piledriver fashion and then drops him with a Michinuko Driver. He then rolls himself over TGM and goes for a pin again.

1...

2...

Kickout!

Edwards just looks at the referee who signals 2. Edwards argues back with a 3. Edwards then gets back up and then brings TGM back up and then does a thumb down to the crowd as they boo furiously. Edwards then turns TGM around and wraps his hands around the waist of TGM. Edwards then lifts TGM and plants him with a German Suplex.

Steve: Yyyyooouuuccchhhh.

Phil: Do you mind not being annoying?

Steve: Huh?

Edwards keeps the bridge for the pin.

1...

2...

Kickout!

Edwards then grabs his hair as he looks at the referee who signals 2. He then gets up and gets in the face of the referee. They begin to argue until suddenly Edwards is spun around and kicked in the stomach. TGM is up and gets Edwards in a front face lock. He then moves Edwards to have them inbetween his legs. TGM then picks him up and gives Edwards a piledriver of his own. Both men remain down as the begins the 10 count.

1..... 2..... 3..... 4..... 5.....

TGM then gets up. He then brings Edwards to his feet and then puts him up on his shoulders. TGM then spins around the ring for the crowd to see him for a huge pop. TGM then drops Edwards with a Death Valley Driver. TGM then drops to his knees and then falls forward to cover Edwards.

1...

2...

Kickout!

Phil: What an awesome match. Pin attempts left and right.

TGM then gets up and brings Edwards with him. TGM then boots Edwards and locks him in a front face lock. Edwards begins to fight it and then throws his elbow into the chest of TGM. He then throws another as TGM releases the hold more. Edwards then throws one more to which releases the hold altogether. Edwards then spins around TGM, and plants him with a reverse DDT. Both men remain on the mat.

1..... 2..... 3..... 4.....

Edwards gets to his knees.

5..... 6.....

Edwards is one knee.

7..... 8..... 9....

Edwards is to his feet. He then looks around and sees TGM slowly getting up. Edwards then begins to make his way to the nearest turnbuckle and begins climbing. Once he reaches the top, he see’s TGM almost up. TGM then gets off his last knee and Edwards then jumps up. Edwards looks for leg drop, but TGM gets up in time and catches Edwards and then drops him with a Tilt-a-whirl!

Phil: Holy crap! Tilt-a-whirl from NOWHERE!

Steve: That was nuts!

TGM then begins to get up as he looks to the crowd. And as he gets up, he signals for the Make a Wish which draws a huge pop. He is about to apply it as Burton gets up quickly and gives TGM a Last Commandment! He covers for the pin!

1.....

2.....

3!!!

Phil: Burton Edwards successfully defends his title against The Great Malinko!

 
- Match Five - 
Johnny Legend versus Louis Cypher
[ Submission United States Title Match ]

Suddenly, a few gold color fireworks erupt on top of the ramp, shooting straight up. The mist fills the air, as 'You Savior, Your God' appears on the big screen above the ramp. 'River Below' by Billy Talent quickly blasts, as Johnny Legend appears from the backstage and makes his way to the top of the ramp that leads to the ring. Legend, who is wearing a flashy pair of tights, along with black kneepads that connect to his black boots…Just stands there, with his hands rested on his thighs.

"Coming down to the ring at this time, weighing in at 190 pounds, hailing from Fire Island, New York... JOHNNY LEGEND!" Amanda Summers says into the mic.

A smirk comes across Legend's face, as he begins to stroll down the ramp, rubbing his short goatee for a second. The fans attempt to grab Legend, or beg for a high five or clap from him, however, Legend does not even pay attention them. Legend just makes his way to the ringside, and slides in. While in the ring, fireworks burst down upon the ring, fading away without touching the very ring. While this is happening, Legend flexes, and shows off his beautiful body, with a smirk still upon his face... Legend than fixes his black wristbands and his right elbow pad, and awaits for his opponent.

Steve Phillips: And there is the challenger Johnny Legend. Even though he is the challenger Legend seems to have the clear advantage over Cypher.

Phil Stevens: Former Heavyweight champion and this submission match suits him since he is a technical wrestler.

Steve Phillips: As were Cypher is just a brawler.

Louis Cypher comes down the ramp and under the bottom rope.

Johnny Legend charges towards Cypher and is able to force him into the corner. There Legend kicks the left knee of Cypher. After a dozen blows Legend ends the combo with a drop kick to the knee. Cypher is able to still stand after the blow but is holding his knee and trying to hold himself up with the top rope. Legend quickly gets to his feet and takes a running start hitting a sweeping kick to the left knee. Cypher falls to the mat holding his knee. Legend follows up by grabbing the leg and dragging Cypher to the corner. Legend goes to the outside and grabs the leg. Legend then hits the leg against the ring post. Legend repeats this move about five times before going into the ring. There Legend takes the leg and puts a single leg crab on Cypher. Cypher screams in pain as he tries to crawl a foot to the bottom rope.

Phil Stevens: This match has been all Johnny Legend.

Steve Phillips: He has methodically taken that one body part and took it apart.

After a minute Cypher is able to get to the bottom rope and break the hold. Legend keeps the hold on until long as possible before just letting the hold go. Legend goes to help Cypher to his feet but Cypher is able to change the move into a small cradle. Cypher waits for the pin but after thirty seconds just lets the move go. Cypher is able to get to his feet first and throws Legend into the corner. There Cypher hits a dozen various blows before ending it with a huge hay maker. Legend falls to the mat and Cypher follows up by mounting him and wailing some punches to his face. After half a dozen Cypher gets off and starts stomping on his face. After a second Cypher flips Legend over and applies a camel clutch except he grabs his mouth and tries to stretch it apart. The referee warns Cypher about the hold.

Steve Phillips: I don't think Cypher gets the point of this match.

Phil Stevens: He seems to have not changed his game plan at all.

Legend and Cypher get to their feet. Cypher goes for a punch but Legend ducks the move. Legend follows up with a kick to the left knee of Cypher. Cypher goes down in agony holding his knee. Legend starts to stomp the knee of Cypher repeatedly. Legend backs off as Cypher gets to his feet. Legend goes for the kick to the knee but Cypher catches his leg and counters into a spinebuster. Cypher starts to mount Legend and hitting some punches. Cypher gets up and waits in the corner for Legend. Once on his feet Cypher forces Legend into the corner. Cypher hits some punches before irish whipping Legend. Legend is able to reverse the whip back into the corner. As Cypher is whipped into the corner were he impacts with the referee knocking him out.

Steve Phillips: And referee has been knocked out!

Phil Stevens: Who's donna grab a weapon first?

Steve Phillips: Like that will make a difference.

Cypher is able to get to his feet and Legend goes for a kick but Cypher catches the leg and turns the move into an ankle lock. Cypher is able to lock on the hold in. Legend tries to escape the hold but can't. Legend starts to tap. Cypher keeps the hold on waiting for the referee. After a minute, Cypher releases the hold on goes over to the referee. As he tries to awaken the referee three guys come out of the crowd and rush the ring.

Steve Phillips: Who the hell is that coming to the ring.

The three guys grabs chairs before getting into the ring. Once in the ring one of them runs at Cypher hitting him with a chair. It nows become evident that the three men are the Executioner, Venom, and Agent Orange. Agent Orange helps up Cypher as Venom and Executioner hit chair shots on each of Cypher's knees. Cypher falls to the mat in pain and Legend takes a chair and nails the left knee of Cypher. Legend drags Cypher in the middle of the ring and puts the legendary on him. Venom and Executioner dispose of the evidence as Agent Orange tries to awaken the referee. He is able to awaken the referee who immediately goes over to Cypher to check if he wants to tap out. Cypher is able to crawl towards the rope but Legend drags him back into the middle of the ring. Cypher then taps out of the move.

Steve Phillips: I can't believe this Cypher was screwed out of his United States championship by Johnny Legend and his group of thugs.

Phil stevens: Still the new United States champion is Johnny Legend.

 

Steve: Alright, its that special time, main event time. We have Nirvana vs. Ice for the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIO-

:: "Unborn" by Reveille plays over the PA System, the fans in the arena erupt as Arsan Ayers makes his way out onto the Stage. Arsan just looks around at the fans who are cheering him on; and just walks down the ramp way to ringside. There, he simply slides into the ring and walks to the turnbuckle where he climbs up, and just sits there. He looks down at the ring announcer and signals for him to give him a mic.::

Phil: Hey! What is he doing here? We have a match scheduled right now!

Arsen: I know there's a match about to take place for the World title right about now. But I have something to say. We know Havoc has the next shot at the title, that's a given, he earned it at the ppv at Body Count, no one can take that away from him. But after him, who's the #1 contender? I declare myself the new #1 contender after Havoc seeing as there is no one back there worthy enough for a title shot.

::Arsen jumps off the turnbuckle and walks into the middle of the ring, resting a hand in his pocket.::

Arsen: Unless someone comes out here and thinks otherwise. Huh? Is there anyone in the back that has the balls to come out and challenge my spot as the #1 contender for the World Heavyweight Championship!? Anyone at all! Come o---

Voice: Why don't you shut the hell up you little punk!

::From the back steps out a man holding a microphone in his hand, as he walks to the entrance ramp the crowd erupts.::

Steve: PHIL! DO YOU SEE WHO IT IS! DO YOU!

Phil: It's...it's...

Arsen: Christian Cage, what the hell are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be in a rocking chair at some retirement home right about now?

Christian: You wondered if anyone had the balls, Arsen, what's the matter, scared of a little competition? I am a former World Champion, a former Dual IC and TV champion, and one hell of an athlete. I think that more than qualifies me as having the balls for facing YOU! Or better yet, Managing someone who I think is the NEXT Christian Cage, I mean World Champion,

Steve: What's he talking about Phil?

Phil: Looks like Christian isn't here to fight at all!

::Christian steps aside and points to the entrance way as Points Of Authority/99 Problems/One Step Closer by Jay-z/Linkin Park hits and Johny Fierce steps out onto the entrance way. The crowd roars in approval as he walks over to Christian with a big grin on his face and gives him stern handshake.::

Steve: Holy shit! Former tag team partners and EOR allies are back together!

Phil: Christian Cage is managing Johny Fierce!?

::Christian hands the mic over to Fierce. Fierce looks on as the crowd continues to roar.::

Fierce: That's right boys and girls, the Most Dangerous Man in Sports Entertainment just got himself a new manager, Former World Heavyweight Champion, Former IC Champion, Former TV Champion, former EOR member, former Tag Team partner of Yours Truly and NOW, that's right, MANAGER for The Fierce One Johny Fierce!!!!

::The crowd roars at the announcement.::

Fierce: Now, as for you Arsen, me and you, we have a match set for Inferno. But I don't think it does us any justice. I know your just writhing after watching me maul you at the ppv.

::Arsen looks pissed at this.::

Arsen: Hey! Shut the hell up and come to the ring! You wanna talk, talk to my face! I'll show you who mauls who in a one on one match!

Fierce: You want me to come to the ring!? You want ME, to come to THAT ring!?

Arsen: You damn right!

::Fierce drops his mic and looks over at Christian, who nods his approval. Fierce charges the ring and slides in with a ready Arsen. Fierce comes in looking for a clothesline but Arsen ducks it and counters with a super kick that sends Fierce flying over the ropes and onto the apron. Fierce is dazed as he struggles, grabbing the ropes to hoist himself up, as he does this, Arsen charges him and lowers his shoulder.::

Steve: Arsen hits the shoulder and HERE COMES FIERCE!

Phil: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

::Fierce flies through the air and lands directly onto the announcer's table, shattering it to pieces. He lays there a collapsed mess of flesh and wood.::

Steve: Arsen just sent him through a table! Payback for what Fierce did at the ppv!

Phil: I don't think this is anywhere near over!

::Christian runs down to his new client and checks up on him as Arsen drops his mic and walks up his entrance, his eyes never leaving the two.::

Steve: I think we just saw the beginning of what I like to call a feud!

Phil: Two top contenders for the World Title scene duking it out, its beautiful.

Steve: Don't go anywhere folks! Right after this commercial we have YOUR MAIN EVENT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!

::Commercial Break::

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::Back from commercial::

 
- Main Event - 
Ice versus Nirvana
[ Heaven to Hell World Title Match ]

Chimpo the Chimp: Ladies and Gentleman... the following is sceduled for one-fall... and is a Heaven to Hell match for the World Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first... The Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World! From Osaka, Japan... Nirvana!

Ripping guitars hit the pa as "Siva" beings to play with Jeff King's voice booming over the pa

"For Nirvana so loved SFT.."

The arena is plunged into darkness as "Siva" by The Smashing Pumpkins hits the pa

"That he gave it a great pain..."

Suddenly an image of a new born baby hits the Striketron.

"And unto us he brought a great misery.."

The image morphes into a maggot infested corpse as the arena lights go blood red. Suddenly the SFT logo appears on the striketron but it is quickly dispelled as barbedwrie rips through it revealing a Japanese flag.

"From which we shall never recover"

a golden spotlight illuminates the entranceway. "Siva" continues to play on the PA, and Jeff King steps out from behind the apron , decked out in a fancy, old fashioned suit, hair parted off to the side, and greased down. He smiles to the crowd with all the pizazze of a salesman, but with the personality of a shark. Comfortable, yet slightly unsettling images display on the jumbotron, Traditional families eating traditional dinners, watching traditional television, playing with traditional toys...but nobody looks happy. They all have a sullen-eyed look about them which underlies the true feelings inside of them. Jeff makes his way to the ring followed by Ms.Black, spinning his cane, and doffing his hat to the fans, who, in turn, boo him. Climbing into the ring as Ms.Black follows him. He takes her in his arms for one passionate kiss, she leaves the ring, and he removes his suit, revealing his wrestling gear beneath it. He goes to the to the back turnbuckle and taunts the fans with his cane, which he drops outside the ring as he goes to the center of the ring as he awaits his opponent.

Chimpo the Chimp: and his opponent... from Nome, Alaska... Ice!

"Under Pressure" by Queen Featuring David Bowie hits and Ice comes walking down to the ring looking up at the Heaven to Hell cage. The cage starts to lower slowly and dangles a few feet above the ring. Nirvana stands in the ring with his title smiling. Ice looks up at the structure, then looks into the front row. Ice sees her kids sitting there looking at the cage and crying, no doubt remembering Aj Nin Red Rum's death. Ice lowers her head and clears her eyes. She then turns around and walks back through the cutain.

Phil: Where is she going?

Steve: Do you blame her Phil? This is the same match that killed her husband, she doesn't want to go through that trauma.

The camera cuts to backstage as Ice is walking away from the match, but is stopped by SFT Owner Kate Madison.

Kate Madison: Ice... Get back to that ring.

Ice: .....

Kate Madison: If you don't go back to that ring... consider yourself unemployed!

Ice ignores Kate and walks past her into her dressing room.

Phil: Oh boy, cut to commercial...

Steve: I guess Nirvana wins by forfiet.

The scene cuts to commercial.

 

"Got you by the Balls" by AC?DC plays over the PA as SFT Owner Kate Madison makes her way to the ring. In her hands, she holds a plaque. She gets to the ring and walks up the steps. She steps below the middle rope and gets in the ring and is haded a mic.

Kate Madison: Tonight is a historic night for SFT! Not only did we crown a new United States Champion and have 6 great matches... but we will reconize a brand new induction into the SFT Hall of Fame!

The crowd cheers in approval and Madison nods her head.

Kate Madison: Many people have been debating the next induction of the Hall of Fame. Perhaps and old Staff Member, or a former World Champion. This inductee is both. Many people fall into the catagory. Many people come to mind... perhaps Allisa O'Toole, Ace... or even... ugh... Connor MacDaddy. No no no, it's not either of those. The brand new induction into the Hall of Fame. Former SFT President, He was a two-time World Champion, two-time IC champion, two-time Hardcore Champion, Two-time Lightweight Champion... but unfortunatly, earlier this year, he was killed in a tragic auto accident. Please everybody, get off your seats... the new SFT Hall of Famer is none other than, "Sweet" Sean Lane!

The crowd erupts.

Kate Madison: Accepting the plaque for Sean is his longtime friend and assistant, Jack!

Coming to the ring dressed in a black tux is Sean Lane's former assistant, Jack, who has been chosen to accept the Hall of Fame award for the deceased Lane. Jack enters the ring and looks around at the crowd before taking the mic from Madison and giving a brief acceptance speech for his old employer.

Jack: Thank you Kate and thank you to the rest of the staff and employees of Strike Fantasy Towers. You have no idea how much this would mean to Sean if he were still with us today. One thing he always wanted to do was be recognized, be immortalized based on what he busted his ass to do here in the SFT and its with a heavy heart that I accept this for him here tonight on War.

"The Sweetness has Spoken"

As Jack finishes up his sentence the lights dim and Lane's old music, "The Way You Like It" by Adema starts to play. The pyro shoots off just as it would if Lane were there and the crowd pops as if, by some miracle, the newest SFT Hall of Famer is indeed in the building tonight. Then, just as soon as it started, the music cuts out and Jack and Madison are left standing there looking at each other. Then a voice is heard over the PA system.

"Not yet silly boy! but soon!"

It's a female voice and Jack winces as if he's heard it before but shakes it off. He and Kate both shake it off and Jack shakes her hand before the screen goes black.


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