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BAM! BOOM! KAPOW! WAR kicks off as green pyro fills the staging. Instead of going
to the announcer's booth with Kate and Leopold... the scene brings us backstage,
to Kate Madison roaming the halls...
Kate: Where the hell is Leopold?
Kate arrives at Leopold's locker room. She knocks on the door.
Kate: Leopold? Are you okay?
The door opens and instead of Leopold walking out of it... It's Connor MacDaddy!
Kate: Connor!
Connor: Kate?
Kate: What did you do with Leopold, the show is starting, we have to commentate!
Connor: Oh, he's a little... TIED up...
Kate: What?
Connor: Yeah, but don't worry, the commentating has been taken care of.
Kate: What?
Connor: Phil and Steve are taking thier positions right now.
Kate: I fired them!
Connor: Well, I re-hired them.
Kate: I will take you down, Connor... I will take you down.
Connor: Honey, it wouldn't have been the first time you've gone down on me.
Kate gasps as the screen fades to ringside.
Phil: Welcome to Wednesday Night WAR!
Steve: I'm Steve, this is Phil... and we're baaaack!
Phil: Wooo! I've missed WAR!
Steve: It's only been two weeks!
Phil: I know... but still...
Steve: Let's just get on with the show. |
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The scene cuts to backstage as Timpist Blood is walking to the ring for his match
with Knife. Out of nowhere, The Black Ninja and The Dark Wolf come with chairs
and smack Timpist in the back. Timpist Blood falls to his knees as Black Ninja
and Dark Wolf give a few more chairshots to his back. Once Timpist seemed to be
knocked out, Black Ninja and Dark Wolf leave him there to rot.
Phil: Why did Black Ninja and Dark Wolf attack Timipst Blood?
Steve: I'm not sure, but this team of Dark Wolf and Black Ninja is impressive.
Phil: Will Timpist be ready for his match?
Steve: I don't know, but it's up next! |
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- Match One -
Knife versus Timpist Blood
[ Singles Match ] |
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The lights in the arena go out. "Demise of Sanity" by Black Label Society starts
up as blue and green strobe lights start to go off. Red pyros go off all over
the stage and the ramp and Knife walks out on stage. With Mosh Girl. Knife psyches
himself up for a moment and then Mosh Girl smacks him on the ass. Knife takes
off running down the ramp and slides into the ring. Knife goes to each turnbuckle
in turn, stand on the top rope and showboats as Mosh Girl walks to the ring. When
she reaches the ring and Knife finishes his showboating they go to the center
of the ring, bow down, and come up giving the metal sign as green pyros go off
at all four turnbuckles.
Timpist Blood's music comes as an enormous crowd begins to boo. The lights dim as variously around the arean white lights flicker randomly seemingly lightening struck as the sound of thunder rumbled... but Timpist Blood doesn't come out. His music stops. Phil: What's going on? Steve: Is he still gunna fight after that attack from Black Ninja and Dark Wolf? Timpist Bloods music hits again, and Knife stands in the ring confused. Timpist Blood slowly limps out onto the stage. Steve: Holy crap! Timpist Blood is here! Phil: And he looks pissed! Timpist slowly walks to the ring and slides in. The bell ring and Knife slowly approaches Timpist Blood. Timpist quickly kicks Knife in the stomach and delivers him the Reserrection! Phil: Woah! Timpist goes for a pin. 1..... 2..... 3!!!!! Phil: I can't believe my eyes! |
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Kate Madison's office door swings open and crashes against the wall. Havoc walks
in, his head down intently, and places his hands on her desk, still standing up.
He then says, controlling a rage that had apparently not left him since Sunday,
"You saw what happened on Sunday I was screwed out of the one thing that matters in this company, and I demand another shot at it. An-" She cuts him off, not changing her smug demeanor one bit, "Look, 'Havoc' I'm an owner here, and your just talent. You don't have the right to demand anything, especially the way you came strolling into my office." Havoc's grip on his anger loosens and he begins to scream, "Did you see that match, whore?! I HAD THE FUCKING TITLE WON! And your referee screwed me out of it! That fucker should be fired and I should have another shot. Hell, the match should have been restarted after that! It was a fucking sham!" He then pauses exhaling deeply before saying again softly, "Either give me my shot you'll regret this." She smiles and responds, "Get out of my office, and if you even think of touching me, I'll have you fired." Havoc glares at her eyes before turning around, grunting, and saying, "Yea, fire the best talent in the company." |
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- Match Two -
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Drogden is in the ring waiting for Kaleigh as the arena turns a soft aquamarine
color, as the chilly voice of Rachel from Waterproof Blonde beings to blare over
the PA system. Slowly Kayleigh walks out onto the ramp, with a smirk on her face.
Standing on the ramp for a moment, she saunters down to the ramp. On her way down,
she pulls her long hair into a pony tail ignoring the fans booing her and attempting
to put her down. Walking up the steps, she goes into the ring between the top
and middle ropes. Kayleigh than walks to the center of the ring and slowly turns
around glaring at the fans, she then folds her arms across her chest and waits
stares at Drogden.
Phil: She looks mad. Steve: Women always are. Phil: Bitter? Steve: Yes. The bell rings and Drogden runs towards Kaleigh, Kaleigh rear back her foot and kicks Drogden in the crotch. She picks up Drogden and delivers the Temporal Satasis! Phil: My lord! Steve: Poor Droggy. Kaleigh goes for the pin. 1..... 2..... 3!!!! Phil: Two quick matches so far. |
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Kaleigh Jameson starts to walk up the ramp with her arms in the air in a victory
celebration. From seemingly nowhere, Dark Wolf and Black Ninja attack Kaeleigh
from behind the start to back her up the the top of the ramp. Black Ninja Helps
Dark Wolf pick Jameson up, as Dark Wolf powerbombs her off the staging through
some tables!
Steve: Holy crap!
Phil: What is thier problem?
Steve: What? That was awesome!
Phil: But why ware Dark Wolf and Black Ninja attacking Timpist and Jameson?
Steve: No idea. But Black Ninja vs. Dark Wolf is up nexr... are they allies?
how will the fight eachother?
Phil: No idea. |
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- Match Three -
The Dark Wolf versus The Black Ninja [ Blindfold Match ]
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Both Black Ninja and Dark Wolf, who are both still standing on the stage, walk
down to the ring. The refree hands them both a blind fold. Before they put them
on, "Got You by the Balls" by AC/DC plays on the PA as Kate Madison walks out
onto the stage.
Madison: Black Ninja... Darkk Wolf... What the hell do you think you are doing?
Never, ever, attack a member of the roster. You've done it twice in one night.
So... I'm cancelling your match! That's right, you both will be fined for you
actions, and to further protect the WAR talent... both of you will be escort from
the building. Security... if you will...
Dark Wolf and Black Ninja start to flip out. A dozen or so men in security uniforms
make thier way to the ring, They handcuff Dark Wolf and start to drag him out
of the ring.
Madison: Oh... guys. Next Week on WAR. It will be Dark Wolf and Black Ninja vs.
Timpist Blood and Kaleigh Jameson, Revenge is sweet!
As the men attempt to handcuff Black Ninja, he quickly throws down a small sphere-like
object and smoke pours over Black Ninja.
Phil: Ahh! What the hell?
As the smoke clears... Black Ninja is nowhere to be seen.
Steve: Where'd he go, how'd he do that?
Phil: I'm speechless.
Dark Wolf gets dragged by Madison, and he yells...
Dark Wolf: you can't stop it, it's coming whether you like it or not, IT'S ONLY
A MATTER OF TIME!!!!!!
Kate looks confused and concerned as she follows the security officers in the back. |
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- Match Four -
Bryan Statis versus Johny Fierce [ Singles Match ]
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The synth opening to "Fractured Millennium" by Hypocrisy starts up on the arena's
PA, and the lights dim down. A spotlight is focused on the stage, and when the
band comes in, Bryan steps out from behind the curtain and makes his way toward
the ring. He grabs hold of the middle rope and pulls himself up onto the apron.
Bryan walks toward the opposite side of the ring and leans against the ropes crucifix
style and awaits his opposition.
The arena lights go down except for a couple spot lights that go through out the crowd as strobe lights hit. 99 Problems Remix by Jay-Z and Linkin Park blasts the airways as Christian Cage walks out to the entrance way. He builds up the crowd and steps aside, pointing his fingers towards the curtains as Johny Fierce comes running out. The crowd is in an uproar as their hero valiantly makes his way to the ring, trusty singapore cane in hand, the two partners in crime make their way down the ramp giving high fives to all the eager fans. They slide into the ring and raise their arms, saluting the crowd. Johny goes to his corner as Christian begins psyching him up for his match. The ref comes and instructs Christian to leave the ring. Johny hands him his singapore cane and gets ready for his opponent. Bryan Statis and Fierce hook up in the middle of the ring. Fierce moves Bryan Statis back into the corner. Fierce goes for a punch, but Statis moves out of the way. Statis lays in some punches on Fierce. Fierce gets rocked back. Statis backs up and runs into the corner with a splash, but Fierce catches him and slams him down to the mat pretty hard. Phil: Fierce showing strenght by catching and slamming Bryan Statis down onto the mat. Fierce puts some boots to the gut of Bryan. Fierce picks up Bryan Statis and sends him off to the ropes. Bryan Statis comes off the ropes and gets a big boot from Fierce. Johny Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle. Statis gets up and Johny Fierce comes flying off with a clothesline, but Bryan Statis moves out of the way. Steve: Bryan Statis just got out of the way of that clothesline from Fierce. Bryan Statis runs off the ropes and dropkicks Fierce in the leg. Bryan Statis gets up and runs off the ropes, dropkicking Fierce in his knee. Fierce goes down to one knee. Bryan Statis starts laying punches in on Fierce. Bryan Statis tries to suplex Fierce, but Fierce blocks the attempt. Bryan Statis lets go of Fierce, Statis holds his back and Fierce clotheslines the shit out of Bryan Statis. Fierce bounces off the ropes and jumps up in the air, getting alot of elevation. Bryan Statis moves out of the way and quickly jumps up on the top rope. Fierce holds his chest and Bryan Statis comes off the top with a dropkick right to Fierces chest. Fierce gets up and Statis quickly hits the Recall! He makes the pin... 1..... 2..... 3!!!!! Steve: Its all over with1 Phil: Bryan Statis is on a roll. |
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Bryan Statis is standing outside the ring catching his breath, as a giant ball
of smoke appears before him. Bryan takes a step back, and a man steps through
the smoke.
Phil: What the heck? It's Black Ninja!
Ninja and Statis stare each other down. Black Ninja looks angerly at Statis,
and Statis baffledly looks back to Black Ninja. Soon enough a security officer
tackles Ninja from behind. Black Ninja flips him off his back, and spin kicks
him. Several more security guards come down and Black Ninja makes quick work of
them. Then about a dozen of them come down and all pig-pile on Black Ninja. Ninja
eventually gets handcuffed and dragged out of the arena. Statis still stands there
confused. He shrugs it off and heads to the back. |
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The O' Fortuna hits and the crowd pops hugely causing Havoc to wonder what happened
to change the fans' minds about him so suddenly. Perhaps it was a matter of cheering
he underdog and held down. Inside he chuckled, but on the outside as he walked
out, he maintained the same stern visage. He walks to the ring quickly and slides
in, neglecting to do any of his taunts. He snatches a mic and speaks into it,
deciding to play the crowd this once, because after all, it is them who decides
ultimately who gets the shots,
"Now you all saw what happened Sunday didn't you? You saw that bullshit Nirvana pulled!" The crowd boos before Havoc goes on, "Now I came here asking one simple thing I just want my fair dues I want what's owed to me, and one way or another, I'll have it. And that whore back there decides that I don't deserve it? Now THAT is bullshit! Now who here wants to see me beat Nirvana?" And the crowd pops insanely as Havoc smiles, content that he was easily playing into their emotions. Havoc is about to speak again before the image of Kate comes up on the monitor. She begins to speak, "Did you think that was the way to get what you desired, simpleton? Well guess what you've done for yourself. I will see to it that you will never, EVER, get a title shot here. You're lucky you aren't fired. Now get the hell out of my ring." The crowd boos as Havoc walks out, fuming. |
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- Main Event -
Riley Thorne versus Johnny Legend [ Television Title Match ]
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Suddenly, a few gold color fireworks erupt on top of the ramp, shooting straight
up. The mist fills the air, as 'You Savior, Your God' appears on the big screen
above the ramp. 'River Below' by Billy Talent quickly blasts, as Johnny Legend
appears from the backstage and makes his way to the top of the ramp that leads
to the ring. Legend, who is wearing a flashy pair of tights, along with black
kneepads that connect to his black boots…Just stands there, with his hands rested
on his thighs.
"Coming down to the ring at this time, weighing in at 190 pounds, hailing from Fire Island, New York... JOHNNY LEGEND!" Amanda Summers says into the mic. A smirk comes across Legend's face, as he begins to stroll down the ramp, rubbing his short goatee for a second. The fans attempt to grab Legend, or beg for a high five or clap from him, however, Legend does not even pay attention them. Legend just makes his way to the ringside, and slides in. While in the ring, fireworks burst down upon the ring, fading away without touching the very ring. While this is happening, Legend flexes, and shows off his beautiful body, with a smirk still upon his face... Legend than fixes his black wristbands and his right elbow pad, and awaits for his opponent. Riley's entrances often change and there isn't one effective entrance. If he feels his surroundings are in danger, he'll come from the crowd. However, normally he just slowly paces down to the ring keeping his eyes in front of him at all times. Knowing his surroundings is part of his specialty. Legend and Riley lock up to start up the match. Legend gets the upper hand and locks a side headlock on Riley then tripping up Riley with a leg lock following up by applying an ankle lock. Thorne quickly grabs the ropes to release the hold. Legend taunts Thorne to something then they lock up again. Thorne gets the upper hand and pushes Legend into the corner were he starts to unleash a combo of punches. Legend is able to escape from the corner and forces Riley into the corner. Legend goes for the ego effect but Thorne catches the leg and drops to his knees delivering a devastating low blow. Legend reels on the mat in pain while the referee warns Thorne. Riley Thorne mocks Legend as he still holds his testicle. Steve Phillips: That was dirty! Phil Stevens: It was effective. Legend is able to get to his feet and evades Thorne for a bid. Thorne hits a clubbing forearm to the face of Legend. Legend is dazed and Thorne takes the opportunity to grab the head of Legend and start head-butting him. Then Thorne just releases his lock causing Legend to fall forward back onto Thorne. Thorne just holds Legend by the throat and sets up for the hay-maker. While in mid motion Legend kicks Thorne in the testicles then repeats the same thing. Thorne falls backwards clutching his testicles. Phil Stevens: I guess Legend isn't going to play any cleaner. Legend grabs the ankle of Thorne and starts to pull it. Thorne just uses both feet and pushes Legend. Legend heads backwards falling through the ropes and landing on the outside floor. Thorne gets up after a second and climbs the top turnbuckle. After a minute waiting Thorne goes for a moonsault and Legend is able to evade the move. Thorne falls flat painfully on the outside floor. Legend quickly helps Thorne to his feet then throws him into the steel steps. Legend rolls under the bottom rope and back out to break the count. Thorne is able to make it to his feet but Legend threw Thorne head first into the steel steps again. Thorne just lies motionless for a minute before Legend helps him to his feet throwing him under the bottom rope. Legend climbs the top turnbuckle and hits the flying elbow drop. Legend follows up with the pin. 1... 2... Kickout!!! Steve Phillips: Wow, that was close. Phil Stevens: Doesn't look like Thorne is going to be able to re-cooperate after all of that. Thorne gets to his hands and knees but Legend delivers an elbow drop to the back of the neck of Thorne causing him to fall on his stomach. Legend applies a camel clutch on Thorne. Thorne can't really escape from the hold. After two minutes Legend releases the hold and waits for Thorne to get to his feet. Thorne gets to his feet and Legend charges but Thorne kicks Legend in the stomach and puts him in the powerbomb position. Steve Phillips: It looks like Thorne is going for the addiction. Legend just drops to his stomach grabbing the leg of Thorne and applying an ankle lock. The hold really isn't locked in, with Thorne still hoping around on one of his legs while Legend is holding the other. Thorne goes for an enziguri but Legend ducks. Instead of Thorne falling face first Thorne is able to land on his foot. Thorne somersaults causing Legend to fall face first. Thorne quickly hits an elbow drop to the back of Legend. Thorne grabs both of Legend's arms and lifts Legend in the air then taking his foot to the back of Legend. Thorne stomps and drops Legend in the same time. Thorne repeatedly does this about half a dozen times before stopping. Thorne just waits in the corner for Legend to get to his feet. Legend gets to his feet and tries to go for the Legend effect but Thorne grabs the foot of Legend again. Thorne kicks Legend in the stomach and sets up for the addiction but midway into the move Legend escapes. Legend bounces off the ropes trying to hit Thorne but Thorne hits Legend in the gut. Thorne then hits the addiction. Following up Thorne pins Legend. 1... 2... 3... Steve Phillips: I can't believe it we have a new Television champion. Phil Stevens: Whoa, what a match! |
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Phil:and thus concludes WAR!
Steve: It's been a good night with some crazy happenings!
Phil:Yes!
Steve: See you next week!
Phil: Are we going to be here next week?
Steve : Good question...
The show fades to black. |