Strike Fantasy Towers
 Wednesday Night War™
 With Phil and Steve
April 30th, 2008
Live From Tucson, Arizona
    WAR OPENING

    Michael Shorts comes out to the ring to the music Rock and Roll Jesus carrying a mic.

    Michael: Yes, like I said last week I am the new commissioner of SFT. What I say stands, I will not back down. You see, lately there has been some strife with the U.S. title, and by the board of directors, there will be a mini battle royale for it. That's right a battle royal for the U.S championship, and the contenders include (and not necessarily in this order): Brass Martin, Daniel Jacobson, Nex Angelus, Jonathan Templeton, and Trent Steel. This should be a great night folks, so sit back relax, enjoy and you will get your money's worth. That match starts right now!

    Rock and Roll Jesus hits the PA and Michael leaves the ring.


    MAIN EVENT
    Nex Angelus vs. Brass Martin vs. Jonathan Templeton vs. Daniel Jacobson vs. Trent Steel vs. Twilight
    Battle Royal for the United States Championship

    The battle royal starts and all the compeditors start brawling.

    Phil: These six are going at it!

    Steve: You can say that again!

    Phil: These six are going at it!

    Steve: I didn't mean literally say it out loud.

    Phil: Oh.

    Amung the mass of wrestlers in the ring, Trent Steel flies over the top rope and hits the floor.

    Steve: There's our first elimination!

    Nex Angelus and Twilight are brawling in the corner, and Twilight starts to attempt to throw Nex out. While pushing as hard as he can, Jonathan Tempeton comes over to help, but Nex grabs him and tips him over the ropes.

    Phil: Another is out! There goes Templeton!

    Daniel Jacobson sneaks behind Twilight, and throws him over the ropes, but Twilight lands on the apron. Twilight counters and throws Daniel over the top, but he lands on the apron! Twilight quickly skurries inside and is met with a clothesline by Brass Martin. Daniel goes to step back into the ring, but ass he takes one foot off the apron, Connor MacDaddy runs and hits the back of his supporting leg, causing him to fall back and to the outside!

    Steve: Daniel Jacobson is out!

    Phil: Connor MacDaddy screwed him!

    Connor hops back over the railing and leaves as Jacobson looks shocked.

    Steve: Well... we are down to the final three!

    Twilight and Brass Martin look to eachother, and seem to agree to team up on Nex Angelus.

    Steve: Could we have a partnership here in the match?

    Phil: Looks like it.

    Twilight boots Nex and starts throwing him over the top rope, Brass MArtin surprises him and throws Twilight over, the momentu mcarries and both Nex and Twilight hit the ground!

    Phil: Brass does it!

    Steve: It was a cheap move, but hey, it's wrestling!

    Phil: New US Champ!